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| "Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat, can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right behind the rain." -Oklahoma! Okay, so I am back after a little drama that ended up with me being a little sore at a girl that must have really liked me. I'm tryin' to accept Sammy's advice in just sitting here thinking that I must be a special guy to cause a girl to have a tear drop fall after telling her that I have a girlfriend. Golly gee whiz! Well, we all know it's close to Summer as Tom Cruise is out there pumping people up to watch his new movie, Mission Impossible 3 or as I'm guessing will also happen: "Shut the fuck up, Katie!" Scientology believes in a quiet birthing so Katie Holmes will have to abstain from any sort of obscenities. If one of my friends is correct, giving birth is like pushing a watermelon through a straw. Scream all you like, Katie! Who gives a fuck about your turkey baster in the closet dude named Tom. Not only do I dread each Summer's bringing of a new Tom Cruise movie but gas prices are such a bitch as well. $2.82 in Indiana while here they are 3 cents lower. For all the confused that are now looking for a calculator, that number comes to $2.79. My trips to Indiana are going to wipe me the hell out. I'm sure that many families are carefully planning their own personal trips as tightly as possible. No more pimping rides as each kid gets a chalkboard and eraser to draw entertaining scenes they wish they were watching on a DVD player. Right now, I am reading Sara's recommendation. She's always insisting I read something she found to be fun or got her attention. I love a good series so Garth Nix's "Sabriel" will do as there will be 2 sequels after. Of course, I am still holding promise to working on the C.S. Lewis books after seeing my eyes overjoyed during The Chronicles Of Narnia, a totally worthy watch. Yes, I know there are all sorts of bible references but the story is quite engaging. This being Easter, I was so close to home. How did I know without even reading street signs or the usual scenery? Jesus, with his cross, was on his way to Rome. Yup, the religious freaks are out there in full force thanks to this being THEIR weekend (after dealing with those pesky Easter eggs that they must hide for the kids) of telling everyone "He is risen." I still say y'all go out there on your front lawn, after baking some Pillsbury cookies, yell as hard as you can that your cookies have risen. Of course, the rednecks have their way of celebrating Easter, by hiding beers. I don't know how that works because I like mine cold and my mother not passed out on the lawn after getting carried away with things. Mothers laying face down on the ground do not match the once green grass as it is now a spot hidden by a ripped dress thanks to the dogs getting ahold of her. Of course, it's obvious I went to Indiana. Good timing as I was a bit out of it over my little issue of me being seen as a good reason for a girl to want to stop being single. Sara and I spent a lot of time in her car as we had to drive out to pick up some artwork and visit a college friend of hers. I leave in the wee hours of the morning (somewhere around 5:30am here), notice a large cat-like creature stalking around the Interstate (yes, I swear that a cougar or mountain lion was around), end up in bed with Sara, but then end up back in the car to travel with her on that same Interstate. Sara thinks I'm crazy for thinking I saw such a big cat but Southern Illinois is known for them making rare appearances. Note: Cats are sneaky. Sara's enjoys orange fleece sweatshirts and the occasional farting out a cloud of tuna and vegetables gone bad. Due to Sara's friend wanting to clean out some of her DVD collection, I got some free stuff! Who doesn't love free stuff!?! Nothing like owning The Simpsons Seasons 2 and 5, British Television's The Office Season 1, Out Of Time, Crocodile Dundee, and Danger Mouse Season 1. Of course, Sara got me beat in getting her hands on a free Peter Jackson's King Kong Diaries with a dash of The Crow. Fact: I hated The Crow on first viewing but loved it after a couple more chances I gave it as my best friend, Newman, forced me to see what I didn't, how beautifully dark it was. Plus, the soundtrack is sensational with The Cure's "Burn." Of course, I will get into more on Indiana. I don't know when the next visit is going to be possible as Sare needs some alone time while I need more cash and sleep. These gas prices are wearing me out while the allergy season is clogging me up. Still, there is nothing like laughing at The Sopranos's Season 3 episode called "Pine Barrons" where Paulie and Christopher are forced to survive on ketchup packets in a deserted van in the middle of Winter. Teaser: 1. I bought my first porn mag in years! 2. Of course, I still have to have my say in that free porno DVD I found in the gym's locker room. Good gravy, women can do that!?! You learn something new everyday, folks. I'm so behind on what y'all are watching. 3. Guard dogs can come in all sorts of sizes. I'll roll around on a store's floor with one if it's as cute as the one I met over the week. 4. I still think Monty Python is the best comedy troupe of all time. Sara, finally, got to see what "Silly Walking" is. So, there you have it. I need to get back up to that book, "Sabriel," and to prepare for tomorrow's catching up with home. Working out and various errands. You know the drill once you get home from a nice day spent in bed with eye boogers and drooling in your sleep. Of course, it's even better when your lover hands you a mirror to take a good look at how hard the night was on you. Happy twats all around. 0 Got Balls? |
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