The Captain's Log

Me and Tricia Helfer, a former supermodel and now actress

The guy that played Chewbacca in all Star Wars films

Porn model (notice the little yellow dots to cover naughty stuff)

You say "Darth Helmet" and I say "Vader!"

Dogwitch and, hey, no panties!

An evil fairy

The Final Fantasy girls

Halo armor

A little girl as Xena

Princess Leia and, yes, I am an assman

Lorenzo Lamas says I am hot and explains this to others

Lou Forrigno from The Incredible Hulk

Spiderman, Deathlok, and Mary Jane. Someone's well hung

It's Harry Potter's Weasley Twins!

Both generation's Willy Wonkas

- - 2009-07-07