Well, I have done a rough draft of what I want to say about porn in its relation to sex. It's okay so far. Some of it might be a bit graphic for my younger readers. Oh, I hope I don't corrupt anyone to think too many naughty things. I kid, folks! If we weren't all crazy, we'd go insane.

Wanna know weird weather? It was nice a mildly warm outside earlier today. Now, it is fucking freezing thanks to the nice amount of cold wind added. Yeah, you can see things flapping out there. No, my penis is nice and snug as I type this. No indecent exposure for now.

Called Bald-O up tonight to annoy that bastard. He is wanting me to get my ugly no-hair ass up there to celebrate with drinking massive amounts of beer to celebrate hedonism. Funny thing is I don't think Bald-O can even spell "hedonism."

It's strange to hear Bald-O's voice on the other end. I know that bastard misses me and can't wait to hug me. No, boys don't hug. They play video games to bond. That's right. Good ol' games of massive violence in which I shoot the shit of Bald-O with a shotgun at close range. Yeah, we really like each other.

Seriously. It feels weird to hear from someone that misses me so much. Bald-O won't admit it but we are pretty close. Yeah, sometimes we get annoyed with each other but that's part of being friends. It sucks that he's so far away and I'd rather be there shooting the shit out of him. Males are a strange species.

Saw Christina Aguilera on MTV's Mardi Gras show. It was okay and I just have to admit that......(ahem)....X-tina is putting on a belly. She must really like her beer. It doesn't matter much to me right now. I still think Christina is really cute with her streaks of dark in her blonde hair. The cutest look is still from the video "C'mon Over." Now that was a really nice amount of hair. Looks like a lot of beer is heading south since then.

MTV is still just one of the dullest channels on the planet. I had more laughs watching the Discovery Channel when they talked about us boys. Yeah, I laughed when there was a discussion about "wet dreams." It also did a part where they showed what happens to girls at night. Girls wake up with "somethin special" in the morning, too. It's always fun to see a channel with a sense of humor along with educating.

Wanna know a problem in this house? No one tells me when someone calls! Mr. Religious was trying to get ahold of me and once again, I am not notified. The problem is that the phone is far from my room and it is impossible to hear in this house the doorbell and the phones. Dogs are a pain too when they are noisy. Ever had Yorkies? Well, we have 4 of them. Expensive little boomboxes.

As I look out the window, the street is completely bare. No one dares venture outside. Too cold and many are probably freaked out after watching The Ring. Not me. I wasn't scared but really amazed at how effective the movie is. Nice flick and highly recommended by moi. Brush up on your French if you don't know what I am saying.

I did get Bald-O a surprise gift. Pat me on the back because I am so good at getting people things I know they need (just ask the PenDragon). For Bald-O, I got him this poster of Jordan. No, not "Michael Jordan" but the model named Jordan. She's a famoust model from Europe with the biggest breasts. Yeah, they are really big. The poster has her standing there with her tits out in full view. I told him I have something for the wall. That's all.

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