And now back to porn.......

The 70s were porn's glory days. The people that participated really became almost family like. Porn stars weren't willing to be know as THE porn stars. It was pretty quiet. Porn was set at community standards. This caused advertising to be different in each area as to what could and couldn't be shown. All of this was done tailored to each region.

One of the most famous porn videos of the 70s (besides Debbie Does Dallas and Deep Throat) was Behind the Green Door. What was considered high tech back then was a slow motion shot of a penis ejaculating. This was funny! It's a weird movie that you won't forget at all. Anyway, there was no stroking but just a guy shooting out semen at a really slow pace. You have to see it to believe how this was considered amazing at that time.

One of the things you will instantly notice in 70s and 80s porn compared to today is the amount of pubic hair on women. It's pretty much disappeared. Back then, every woman had a very thick bush and at times, you could barely see the pink lips.

One of the weirdest things is that you notice how much hair is on women't assholes! It's funny to see. To be extra careful, all porn stars used baby wipes to make sure there wasn't any poop shown on camera. Laugh all you want but some stars would walk around with baby wipes hanging out of their asses til it was their time on camera.

Playboy video has a "dingle-berry watcher." It's a guy that has women bend over and spread their cheeks to show him that there is nothing abnormal hanging or caught. Is this the coolest job in the world!?! He even gets to hang with the Playmates and be at the mansion.

This is the funny thing to me. I miss pubes. Now, I don't like an excessive amount of hair, just a nice small triangle. How much usually depends on the girl. Some look really good with a Brazilian cut but others really don't look good for it. Guys nowadays want no hair down there and their numbers are growing! Aghhh.

Another funny thing is when you look at the old porn, there is such a noticeable change in the times. Some women had punk haircuts. There were bell-bottoms and all kinds of fashions that would easily tell you what year it was. Yeah, guys were pretty hairy back then, too.

Another reason, I like 70s porn is that women looked more real. Nowadays, they are pretty much no pubes, fake enormous breasts, and completely unreal bodies. I admit there are some that look really good and Howard Stern interviews a lot of them. It's just lost it's realism. When you once felt like the girl you were seeing lived next door, it's now more Hollywood in being so fake. Sad. Women have to have all the hair plucked off their assholes and pubes removed. I don't know any girl that goes through this so excessively.

Men have changed somewhat. Of course, penises don't really evolve or anything. The men have gotten a little better looking at times. Their basic needs are to get erections at the right time, hold them, and cum on cue. They also need nice sizes from 7 inches to above. The only reason Ron Jeremy is still around is that he was never into drugs, he has become his own star, and because of his 10.25 inch dick. Yeah, he is one ugly sonofabitch.

Porn has gotten so dull that it goes to extremes. If you haven't heard of it, there was a Houston 500 in which 500 guys had sex with a porn star named Houston. She's pretty ugly in her face since it looks like too much surgery (think Michael Jackson). Basically, Houston lay on her back while holding guys' dicks and jerking them off onto her all as guys rammed her in every place they could. Sad.

I've seen former porn stars' assholes being hurt way too much. If you notice, they become very red after being pounded so hard by guys. This causes assholes to be stretched too far to the point that they don't close properly. In turn, it could have a problem such as anal leakage. If done properly, this won't be a problem. It's just not for me at all. Yuck!

There is also the problem where porn shows fake rape. A guy would slam a woman's face into the toilet as he buttfucks her. A friend of mine showed me this off the net one time. These guys all laughed but I thought it was just disgusting.

Even the porn stars of today don't like porn. It's gotten out of control at times. Girls come and go so fast since they are used up and thrown away. Once their assholes give out, they are gone. The average life I think is somewhere around a year or two before a girl quits.

One thing I cannot stand is pee drinking. I saw a guy force this girl to drink his urine after he came in ther mouth. She didn't like it but he FORCED her to drink it.

There is a company called Vivid that treats it porn stars in a nice manner. They are given contracts that tell how many videos they work on in a given year. Others just keep working on each video til girls drop out. Some porn stars have quit but make do out of their own offices. I like Asia Carerra. She's beautiful and in charge of what she does. Yeah, Asia is amazing with a really good business sense like Jenna Jameson. It's too bad most girls going into porn don't have a business sense.

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