Today was a special day. I went to look for a Magic 8-Ball and found one! Finally. I've always wanted one since I was a kid and forgot all about them. Watching Survivor made me remember since the men have one to use. It's all complicated as to what the guys use it for on the show so just watch the morons at work.

I also had to make that trek to take care of my gym membership. I hate it so much since it's at $70 for 2 months. It's a pain to me since money is really low at this point. It seems like just adding the name "Gold's Gym" to the sign made the rates go up so high. It's a nice gym but a bit much in the cost to go there.

The one thing I am fearful of doing today after lunch is the library. You see when someone says "library" it means a place for horny old me to hang out. I'm not kidding about this at all. There will be guys with magazines up high to make like they are looking at Railroad Monthly but behind it is a Cosmopolitan. They just can't get enough of their articles on PMS, folks!

Our downtown library has had a lot of problems with old men, especially the bums. They will sit in seats and disturb women all day. It's like someone just drops them off there to play. Old guys will stare at you and drool. I know since I worked at the library for 2 years. Loved it but the place had no security. One of the biggest issues is bums that pee on the books. I just don't know how to deal with a bum peeing at all. Any tips?

One of the biggest jokes to people for some reason is leaving hardcore porn (ugh! I swear I was trying to avoid the topic)on the copy machines. It's just weird.

Another problem is old men hitting on young girls in the library. I saw this so many times that I laughed at how pathetic they are! They would look for girls with skirts and drop their pencils (provided by the library of course) and try to sneak peeks. Some were very forward in what they wanted and had to be kicked out. We now have security.

Yes, we now have cops in our library. It's this guy that sits there for hours doing nothing. It seems like this was all we needed to stop the old guys! Library workers, especially females, had the enjoyment of get this....seeing old guys masturbate, fights between unruly teens, and an old woman that would sit there and chant. I always felt sorry for the ladies that worked there since I became such good friends to all of them.

It's sad that people think they can do what they want since the library is free. They check out DVDs now and return them damaged. Books have pages torn out and magazines are occasionally masturbated on or just plain destroyed. Research is difficult at times, folks.

Even though it's tough to work at our library, I enjoyed it. I got to see how the system worked and would meet people that actually knew how to say a full sentence. Yes, a full sentence was amusing to me since there were some smart people in there. Just hope I don't get hit on by a gay old man today since my hair looks nice.

It all depends on when I eat lunch today. I am not looking forward to going to the library. It's mainly a looksee to find out if there is any good info on Exxon's stocks and bonds.

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