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| I love how people are finding my diary under even more moronic shit than ever. Let's see....now it's "hairy asses," "women in men's underwear," and "little nudist." Gee, it's fun to come up with all kinds of lines to get people to visit. A big hi to all you kinky people out there trying to find porn or really weird shit you don't talk to Momma about! Hi, ya'll! Do boys use phones much? Well, I don't but I called up Bald-O to tell him that I should be down south to visit next weekend. It was funny to hear how happy that made him. I know we are weird friends but when boys have that special little friendship that makes others cry, well, we are somethin else as they say in the south! A phone conversation is usually short. It goes someting like this: Me (in a woman's voice): "Hey, Bald-O!" B: "Uh.....Mike?" Me: "You drinkin beer?" B: "Yup, now get your ass down here you dumb sly little fucker. We need a good drinkin experience. Damn you!" Like I said. We are weird. There was also the other part of the conversation about some of the group getting together in April that Bald-O and I don't like. For instance, we don't like Blondie and Julie. Those two have this annoying ability to bring you down at times. It's funny how we all have these friends that just don't get it. At all. Know what I mean? The last time I saw Julie, it was fun so maybe it will be different this time. What Bald-O and I were laughing at on the phone was how Blondie sings with a straight voice when he plays guitar. It would be him playing while singing like he is talking......"Tommy used to work on the docks......we've gotta hold on to what we've got. It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot." That's Bon Jovi in case you don't know. It's just fun for us to laugh at this. Yeah, I'm not saying I am much better but I do a pretty good "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" by Poison. It's on tape and I will NEVER watch it again thank you very much. It's just odd how I can mimic Bret Michaels voice at times. That is one great song as well. Spring cleaning starts this weekend. Mom and I are going to work on the house so we can leave south next weekend. It's not too hard but Mom tends to make it harder on herself by complaining for a few hours before she starts. It's weird how I can point this out and get shooed out of the room so fast. Moms will never admit to being wrong. Ever. Well, I am a bit tired now. I swear things change once you stop living on campus. There was always something wild to do or someone's dorm room to hang out in at 2am but I'm slowly getting used to the quiet. Maybe, I am just a snob...... |
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