1. If you have sex, the girl will get pregnant and you will be forced to work in a steel mill. *the horror!*

2. Horseback riding can cause an erection. *maybe I just like riding the horse-wink wink*

3. Girls should pay more attention to their hair and nails when they have their periods.*Don't they all?*

4. Men who drive convertibles are hornier than those who don't. *Wait'll they get a load of me!*

5. When teenagers have questions about sex, their mothers are the first people they usually ask.*I never talked to my mom about sex. Ever.*

6. When your son starts drawing stick figure nudes, you know he's reached puberty.*Maybe he's just fucked?*

7. Our insides look like plumbing diagrams.*Oh, so that's why we have Drain-O*

8. It's not a wet dream. It's a nocturnal emission.*So,tell me again why are my sheets all wet?*

9. If you don't have premarital sex, you will find true love.*I'm am truly FUCKED!*

Don't you just love our government sponsored programs? Just look at what they do to those stupid drug advertisements telling us that marijuanna is the sole reason for our problems. Whatever happened to truth?

Amanda, Mark's ex, sent me an email today. She insists I come on Friday rather than Saturday so I can stay the whole weekend. I'm still thinking about it since I have a pretty big test on the following Monday. I've started studying for it but it's gonna be really difficult to deal with. Let's just say that there are a lot more than just formulas this time. Yeah, it's gonna be hell.

I miss the gang so there is a good chance that I will show up with a big smirk on my face. Who else drives everyone crazy like me? Very few are able to get people to think and let loose. There are times where I am really quiet but there are times where I just go fucking nuts! Dance and dance and just laugh the night away is what we do, especially me. If Bald-O is there, I'll let out a lot of goofiness. What's the point in holding things back if you only get to see each other a few times a year? Friendship is forever with us.

Tomorrow, I have to go on campus at 1pm. That means a 1 hour drive. I might swing by Amanda's to say hi. What I really want to do is just get the meeting over with with my teacher. He's nice but I hate to drive for 2 hours, especially for something that will only take around 15 minutes.

Before I drive to campus, I will get the DVD called Sex and Lucia. No, it's not a porno. What it is is a foreign movie that is critically acclaimed about a woman's sex life. It's supposed to be a really sweet movie as well as honest. All I've heard are good things about it as well as that it's a bit spicey. Yep, girls if you wanna see an erect penis, this flick's for you.

I just saw AC/DC on Howard Stern. Man, has time been unkind to them or what? Drinking sure takes it's toll. To hell with all that! I love their music. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" and "You Shook Me All Night Long" are some of the best rocking songs out there. Of course, I was caught by the girls next door doing my air guitar of "Highway To Hell" with my roomies. Great song!

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