As many people know, Ron Jeremy is also known as "The Hedgehog." In no way is he like me with his very hairy back and ass. It would be nice to have a 10.25 inch schlong like he has even though mine is definitely above average. What's funny after seeing just 10 minutes of this documentary is that I think Ron is a funny and very nice guy. He seems really respectful of the porn stars and of the people he meets. You get to see Ron host a Nudes A Poppin show down south with Kid Rock and Jon Davis of Korn. It's a place where people let it all hang out, literally.

Let's face it. Ron Jeremy is just plain ugly. The biggest reason he is famous is because of his 10.25 inch penis. There is also the added ability to cum on cue. This cumming on cue is important in the porn world since they are sticklers for money used in making porn. No wasted film is a must. Another reason Ron is famous is because he gives the ordinary joe a feeling that he, too, can get laid.

What makes me laugh is there was a scene in which a porn star was supposed to unzip Ron's pants and have this look as his penis flops out. It's supposed to say, "Wow! I've never seen anything that big before!" Oh, I laugh at bad acting and such but this was utter briliance!

As a guy, I always wonder what women think about penises. Are they cute to them? Ugly? Weird? Just a piece of something to get them off? Is circumcized their preference?

In my experience, girls love penises! I will label each girl with a letter: Kristan, B, J, T, M, and G to show what I experienced with them.

Kristan would not let go of mine. Ever! Kristan was very much into sex all the time from morning to late night. I would wake up to amazing blowjobs and sex in weird places like the woods. Whatever. Whenever. She told me that she loved my penis so much that she preferred going down on me. I have no idea why but she told me that it was so sexy to give me head. Well, what's a boy to do!?!

One of the weirdest things is how women deal with "morning wood." Now, Kristan loved it! I would wake up to her going down on me a lot. M loved to see it and would always look under the covers to sneak peeks. The one that I found odd was J. She expected me to sleep in my Calvins so I didn't "make any wet spots in the bed." Although I hated this since I love to sleep nude, she did like to see the bulge in my Calvins.

One of the oddest was B. She would wake up at night and just watch my penis go through wet dreams or those damn erections late at night. It made me laugh since this pleased her. Whatever floats her boat is fine by me. Just odd to watch something like that, I guess.

One thing that I laugh about is Kristan once again had a weird thing. She would wait til I got back from peeing in the morning and just grab my penis to pull me back into bed for some morning lovin. That bed was worn out!

M would never let me inside her since the first time she had sex it hurt. She only liked giving head. This was fine by me since we were just friends. It was a weird kind of "friendship sex" in which we just couldn't be a couple. Our lifestyles were completely different. M and I would wait til her roommates went to bed so we had the living room to ourselves. First, I would massage and rub her clitoris and vulva. After that was over, she would go down on me. Let me tell ya! She had the most beautiful scent and I just did not want to wash my hands at all. I know. Unfortunately, I had to take my contacts out.

T was dull and boring. It was like fucking someone that wasn't there so that's all I have to say about her. Guys hate it when girls have no interest in sex as well as having something really wrong with them. T was a mental case in so many ways.

G was interesting. Yeah, this is the girl that I mentioned in the past that loved anal sex as we walked up the stairs in the gym. One time I walked her back to her dormroom and we got into a discussion. There was a Playgirl on the floor. Well, G subscribed to it. When I saw this I mentioned to her that I had never seen a Playgirl so she basically forced me to see it. Weirdest thing in the world. That magazine is not the opposite of Playboy since it is basically designed for gay males.

Well, G and I got to talking some more and she just mentioned that she had been wanting to see my penis. Look, I have no idea why but I just let her. One thing led to another and I came. Whoo! We had to hurry since G's roommate was due back soon that day. Another strange thing was finding out the G and her mom were hiding from her father. Apparently, he was a bad guy. Weird story as well.

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