Let's face it: girls poo. It's funny how we deny this in some ways. As a guy growing up, girls were the sex that smelled better and took better care of themselves. We, the guys, were outside breaking bones and getting dirty. No one ever thought that girls were stinky. Well, there were the 300 pound ones that did but we don't talk about them.

It's funny. Guys like girls' panties and expect them to have only one thing: "the scent." That is to be the only thing applied to panties, not poo stains. Look at it this way: there is a service for guys that want porn stars' used panties. This girl would wear them and then send them through the mail to this "lucky" guy. It depends on your definition of lucky, though.

Remember about the guy I talked about getting arrested on my campus? Well, he was going to apartment laundry rooms and stealing girls' panties. How embarassing is that once he was caught? "Hey, I just had to sniff" would be his excuse.

What's funny is that it's almost expected of guys to get "skid marks" and such in their underwear that if a girl gets them, it's so unthinkable. Brown just doesn't go with pink, huh? Remember I made that entry where there is a guy that works for Playboy that has to check girls' assholes for dingle-berries before they do their videos? Porn stars use baby-wipes to make sure there isn't any shit since their assholes are shown up close and personal. Am I the only one that has sunk so low in knowing all this?

It was always this myth that girls' panties would only contain the smell of their vaginas once they become soaked. I admit that it is a nice scent but not something to get worked up about. There are days where it smells kind of bad (close to time of period) and days when it just reeks (after a workout) but it is sweet to my nose. Just be sure to wipe enough, wash, and we'll be okay. Knowledge is gross sometimes.

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