Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
It fucking sucks to hear of people being on the road going to be with their families. I'm jealous since I have the smallest amount of relatives in the world. Either that or they don't want anything to do with us! My mom doesn't bother to keep in touch with anyone but her own mom. Strange. I've always been one to keep in touch with relatives unless they are on the kooky side.

Tonight, I was watching the weatherman talk about storms and more storms for this area of Illinois. I kept wondering what it would be like if her were stoned....

"Oh....look at this...like....rain cloud. Isn't so......cool?"

I think weather watching would be a blast seeing someone so baked out of their minds. People that are stoned can come up with some interesting shit once mellowed out.

"What if C-A-T really spelled dog?"

To each his own ya know? I'm just not into getting stoned or doing anything but having a beer or several depending on the circumstances. Celebrations with my college buddies seem to always end up with me being drunk.

Is Wild On E really soft porn? I was wondering this since many of the video shots show views up girls' skirts. Now, I'm not complaining but I just feel gyped unless they say, "Hey, the only way to get you to watch is if we show some skin!" Thongs for the memories!

So, here at this time it's quite cool. That's not unusual since the heat of summer will not hit until late May. Illinois has weird times in weather. It will almost always rain for 3 to 4 days straight and then not a drop for about a month. Tomorrow is the first of 3 days in a row of rain. Looking forward to sleeping through storms again. They put me to sleep close to how I sleep when someone else shares my bed.

One of the first things I am doing when I move out of my parents' house is get a gigantic bed with really nice sheets. Gotta be white since I just find them sexy. Other colors can be debated of course. As long as I can sleep undisturbed since feeling rested is important to me.

I just learned a weird thing from someone's diary. She said that a woman can have sex with her tampon in. Now, this I have never experienced or seen since all girls have been very discreet about me seeing a string hanging down between their legs. Should I do my own discussion on tampons and my old fears? This sounds like a job for me! 0 Got Balls?

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