Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
Hey, I'm using someone else's computer while I'm down south. I get 30 minutes while my mom is watching the news at my grandparents' house. It's nice how quiet it is since my grandma loves to talk in the living room. It's a big house but we mostly convene in the living room.

My grandpa has his own den with all his hunting trophies such as a Spinx, deer heads, and pheasants. I'm not a person that likes hunting since I could never harm an animal but I've admired his love of something. When my grandpa finds something he loves, he puts his all in it. Indian arrowheads is what he collects now besides beer steins. Let's just say that I've grown up around so many beer steins in my life. My grandpa wants me to take over his collection which will equal well over $100,000. Yeah, it went a little too far, huh?

I don't see the boys til 10am tomorrow. Mark will be around later so for now, it's just me, my grandparents, and Mom. Of course, you could add the my badass Yorkies in the mix. Fussing and fighting is what they do best. Once you put them out in the backyard, all of them go nuts to enjoy the long strip of lawn to run back and forth in. It's cute how the dogs seem to become children while we sit on the patio to watch.

I mean it to all of you on Diaryland. It's become like a second home to me. My friends that I trust live at least 3 hours away. It's hard for me to trust people and open up when I gave my college friends my life for 9 months out of each year. Once I discovered Diaryland, I became hooked on reading how people feel and think. It's amazing to let out all thoughts isn't it?

One think that impresses me is attitudes towards sex. I enjoy reading a woman's discussion on what she enjoys as well as her attitudes towards it. It's healthy and I wish more women would feel more open. Heck I wish they wouldn't wear panties. Help end the smell of smog by sending your wonderful scents into the air, girls! Make Hedgehoggy drool like an old man finding a bottle of Viagra when he has a 23 year old in his bed.

There was a special on A & E about Hugh Hefner. I admire very few people to the point that I idolize them but Hugh comes so close to perfection. It's scary to be so absorbed in learning about someone. I've been reading Playboy magazine since I was around 12. Of course, I did tell you all about how I had my real "first" erection when I saw the picture of the woman sitting in a fountain and lifting up her dress. It's funny how I didn't understand why that patch of hair would cause me to get all.....warm...."down there."

Hugh has many qualities that I would definitely exhibit one day in the future once school is done. He may have this mansion with all these beautiful women but Hugh still works his ass off to make Playboy one of my favorite magazines. On Mondays, his friends come over to watch movies (mostly old films) and on Sundays, everyone is invited to Movie Night. There, new flicks and such are presented on a giant screen while everyone snuggles in big leather seats. Is this guy warm or what? Enjoy spending good times with people.

I enjoy spending good times with people rather than looking for drama. It's always been my thing to entertain with something I have whether it be wit (some) or stories ( I know a lot). Talking is slowly becoming a lost art with people. Hell, illiteracy is on the rise!?!

Hugh Hefner keeps track of his life by archiving. I do, too with Diaryland and my own scrapbooks. Pictures of people and friends adorn my walls so I will always remember the good times. *Don't I sound like Whitney Houston?*

Of course, I also agree with Hugh about sex. It's something to enjoy and not be so repressed about. I noticed how many people visited my entry not too long ago where I told about what Jen did to my penis. Sex is interesting, no? What is scary is how people want to hide it.

I don't understand what is so bad about nudity. The naked figure is amazing! I would definitely think that the female body is designed in such a way that I could not think of just sexy thoughts. Childbirth and how women tend to think a bit differently than men is interesting to note. For us, our bodies seem to be designed more for physical strength. One could disagree but I'm not going to debate right now.

It might surprise you in how you as a girl might look at yourself. Whereas you might want bigger breasts, I would suggest otherwise. I like small perky ones. The weird thing is I like skinny but not too overall "I can see your pelvic bones" skinny. Trust me. If you work out at my gym, you'll see a couple of these types. Just love you for who you are. If obese, get thee to a workout. That just shows how disgusting you are letting your body go. Be good to it and it will be good to you.

So, I bid thee a goodnight to all. I know it's shocking to be making an entry but I found a computer to use. Til Sunday, I'm forever in another dimension of hysteria. Go, go shorty! Wear no panties like it's your birthday! We're gonna sniff your panties like we drink Bacardi! I so need to stop drinking my granpa's beer.........

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