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| Somebody congragulate me! I graduated!!! About 3 hours ago, I found out that I now have a degree in Business Management and a minor in Health Studies. All that interest in business (a few aspects of life can be found in it) as well as a love of the human body (I know the female body a bit too much) paid off, huh? It feels good to be done with school even though there is a portion of me that misses it. All those little incidents and nights involving mayhem will be missed. We were a good group and I've found my best friend in all the hoopla we call "college." Okay, this is Part 2 of my weekend. Part 1 can be found 2 entries back. Enjoy. Okay, are you curious as to how I ended up halfnaked on Friday night? Well look no further for a story of man at his best.......... Once the baseball game was over, all the guys started getting antsy to do something. Even though we decided not to go to a strip club, well......boys will be boys. We went to not one but 4 of them in one night. It was funny how we got tossed out of one of the strip clubs for trying to negotiate in getting in for free. There is a cab driver in this by the way. 6 of us got into a cab somewhere in downtown St. Louis to hit the strip club. That meant 2 guys in the back had to sit on a guy's lap. Not good. "Tuck" rode in front since he knows how to talk shit and get out of anything. This time, he talked the cab driver to come with us at the 3rd strip club. The first one we went to was the best! Ohmygawd! I haven't seen that much twat in one night since I went to my first porn store once I turned 18. Girls all around me were nude or totally nude. Thongs were part of the attire that looked like a requirement. Nice state of dress considering that all of these girls were beautiful! No joke. This was an asslover's dream, namely me. Okay, this was my first time in a strip club and the guys knew this and took advantage of it later on. My eyes were all over the place since it was so hard to focus on so many gorgeous asses. There were some lovely breasts but I'm not really into them as much. In the strip club, there were 5 circular stages. 1 or 2 strippers would come and "dance" (if you call it that) in front of you. It was nice but what surprised me was that we got to see it all. Once again, I was in heaven. It's surprising that not once did I get a boner. Yes, I got to see a lot of twat. Loved it! All those pink juicy lips in front of my face drove me crazy. If you've read my diary before, then you know my love of oral sex in which I talk immensely about going down on my girlfriends. I'm single so I gets to mingle. And mingle The Hedgehoggy did...... One stripper was giving me extra attention. (guess I was the best lookin one of the bunch, huh?) It wasn't for money since I wasn't throwing down like the people around me. This girl came up to me. The guys noticed this so they motioned for the stripper to come over. She did so I had to watch a convesation of some kind happen without me knowing. The next thing you know, the stripper had me stand up and lay on my back on the stage. She took my shirt off and pushed my shorts down really low. (did I mention that this girl is gorgeous?) The guys then placed dollars on my stomach from my neck to my belly-button. The stripper obliged by.......taking her bikini bottoms off to the point that they were at her ankles. Next, she was in a "69 position" laying on top of me picking up dollars with her mouth. The stippers hands were all over my toned tummy and then she placed one down my pants and caressed my penis. Totally cool!!! Amazingly enough I didn't get hard down there. What was really nice was the view I now have. Her delicious pink lips were right above me and her "piercing" was on my nose and lips. You don't know how bad I was tempted to lick her twat as well as stick my tongue in there to get some of that nectar. All I could do was take a big whiff of some of that wonderful scent. No dice since strippers use a lotion-I'll explain later. The guys were pretty much freaked out as to what they were seeing: me with a naked woman being felt up while I have a beautiful pink twat right in front of my lips or nose since she stroked me. Another thing that happened was that this stripper came up and told me that I have a nice body. Yes, it's true since she came and sat with me for a short while (they have to move to the next stage every 10 minutes) and began massaging my chest. Trust me. I can tell the difference when someone is doing something for money and telling the truth. It made my night to hear the stripper tell me that I have a nice body. By the way, I only spent $14 at the strip joint ($10 to get in). I'll get into more later since all 4 of my dogs just got into a huge fight! Yorkies are so weird in their need for dominance. Stuck up little shits! Love 'em anyway. 0 Got Balls? |
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