I like the description of "big teddy bear" to describe Ruben. I get that, too, even though I'm not fat. Bald-O's parents seem like they would love to adopt me at times. Everytime I visit my southern bud, their eyes light up. His mom loves to see to it that I am fed and all my needs are cared for. Oh, how I live it up down there.

I first met Bald-O's dad at Bald-O's graduation. [his parents visited but I was never around-weird] He had this very manly-man kind of thing that spooked me. Soft spoken and tough looking was the best description for a physical look. Yes, I was kind of scared.

Now? I think Bald-O's dad puts it best: "You say some stupid shit, Mike." Oh, he doesn't know the half of it. Bald-O's dad shows that he loves it when I visit. Hell, he's the one that came up to us and said, "I heard about last night (pertaining to the stripper)." Guess I just have a way with people, huh?

*just spilled yogurt on my crotch*

It's great to find out how much parents love me once they know me. Some think I am absolutely crazy. Hey, it was one of those great years! Big Jason's dad came up to me, pointed to my picture of Fight Club and said, "THAT is you." I asked him why and he told me that from his son, he had heard how wacko I can get while having fun. Things are much different when you are out of the college atmosphere though.

Now I have new dilemmas. Don't you love them? I have just now spilled yogurt on my pants. My tan sk8r boi shorts have toothpaste on the left leg area. My shorts I wore to the strip joint smell "funny" after that stripper gave me a lapdance and left her "mark." Oh, so kinky! My jeans smell of cigarette smoke thanks to the guys smoking so much. Ugh! I barely have anything to wear now! All I have are my jeans with holes (1 in the crotch and the rest in the knees). Someday, I will get new clothes.

I have just heard that Bush says he can stop the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. Oh, that made me laugh! In case he doesn't know and he most likely does not, this war has been going on for a long time. It's what they are used to. Bush is such a moron in bullying the world since he cannot handle foreign diplomacy one bit.

I'm still waiting for someone to get back to me so I can develop my St. Louis pics. How long does it take to fucking email me!?! Jeez! I want to see them pretty bad.

This entry is pathetic enough so I must go and find something more useful with my time. I feel pretty much bored out of my skull........Then again, it could be that I came across Anna Nicole Smith taking pictures for a Hustler magazing shot that made me completely blank.

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