Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
Well, I am back! Oh, I swear I could kiss the carpet every time I enter a room in this house. It's funny how you miss things after being away and on the road for so many hours.

I can't get into all this weekend's activities just yet. I'll give you a sneak peek, though. My entries will involve wedding traditions, Wal-Mart, satellite porn (including European), me getting hit on by the maid of honor, the wedding, and why I got a little teary-eyed. Yeah, I got a really nice feeling while I was in the back of the church with the other ushers.

The reason I am so tired is all that drinking last night after the wedding. Once we hauled all the stuff out of the reception area, Bald-O and I headed for the booze store to stock up on our lightning stored in bottles. It was a long night in which I had to pee every 10 minutes and and start talking funny til 3am. Why do we have this urge to call people when drunk at such nasty hours?

Another reason I am screwed is that I now have a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning. Why in the morning so early!?! Arrgh! That means I have to do errands and get the pics developed after spending an hour sitting in an office playing with my thumbs or doing googly-eyes at 70 year old women. It's just not right. Maybe I will have some energy tonight.......I promise to be back. 0 Got Balls?

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