My book on stripping, Lapdancer, has not come in yet. I can't wait to see it and to read about the life a stripper leads. I know the politically correct term is "dancer" but I don't give a shit.

The good thing is that my mom got some gift certificates to the major bookstores here in town. She's going to look and see if there is anything she wants and if not, I get to use 'em! Whoo! Me going nuts here and there for something to read is a sight to see since I have a hard time settling on 1 thing when there are so many. I'm dwelling on Laurel K. Hamilton's Vampire Series.

I have a job interview (sort of) to take place on Friday. Makes me a bit nervous since I already have so much going through my head as I type this. Twizzlers can only do so much, folks.

Do get The Animatrix DVD! I got it along with the soundtrack at Circuit City for $17.99. Just getting them seperate costs $30. Stupid people were buying it at Best Buy for $26.99. My momma taught me to be a smart shopper.

The wedding was a first time for me to be in. There was a practice on Friday night that lasted til 9:30pm. Once it ended, Mark's parents had a fish-fry down in the basement of the church. It was the first time I had ever met Mark's dad and boy do they look alike! It's scary how both have eyes that squint the same way.

Practice was kind of funny since one of the ushers spent time trying to hook up the sound system with the church's old receiver. Took a long time but once that was set up, Bald-O's mom got up on stage to sing "From This Moment On" by Shania Twain (good song). She tried to get me up but I don't know all the lyrics.

So, what was this usher trained to do? I had the honor of escorting people, Bald-O's mom and grandma, and laying out the carpet for the bride and groom to walk on. For some reason, I had a hard time comprehending this since I never paid attention to what an usher does at weddings I had attended.

Ohmygawd! My picture was taken so many times since I ushered in Bald-O's mom and grandma. The reason I had the honor was because I've known them and they love me to death. It's not just because the other ushers were scared or shy. Me! I was born to escort ladies. Just strap on to my big arms and away we go!

The wedding was pretty simple at 45 minutes. Good thing, too. My feet were killing me after standing in those shoes for so long! I had to wear them shortly past 5:30pm. At the reception, it was a relief to sit down. The tux itself was okay to wear since the jacket was a bit tight in the back area (hence my VERY muscular back). Everything else was pretty damn fitting.

It was funny to see Bald-O deal with "Wet Spot" since she is his ex. She kept trying to talk to him but he ignored her. Wet Spot is pretty nice to me so I'm not in this. It was rude of her to do what she did to Crystal, however. I don't know how people deal with their ex's since mine are pretty much far away.

Before the wedding, Mark threw Crystal's thong on my lap. Then. Crystal insisted I wear it on my head while Mark put on the nightee. Yes, there is a picture of me wearing a black thong on my head. Showed it to Mom, too.

I have to admit that it was a beautiful wedding. It does make me want to get married when I feel ready. Not now. To me, it does mean a bit of sacrifice and I am not quite ready to give up my freedom. There will be a time. Trust me.

Oh, I caught the garter so according to wedding lore, I will be the next one to get married. Scary. The Scooby Gang told me that I would be next since not many people can forget this personality placed on this body. Funny. All I wanted to do was wear the garter.

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