Although I love camel toe, it bothers me in the gym. You see, I get excited rather easily and my penis will rise......and rise to the occasion! It's not nice to play with my "little head" like that when I am there to work out. I'm just a boy trying to get the job done once I am in the gym.

Wanna know a weird conversation today? I was talking to Joe (that soon to be stripper) and I mentioned to him about the show Top Model showing the models getting bikini waxes. It got to be about pain and I told him how I couldn't understand why women would do such a thing.

Joe looks at me and goes, "Mike, haven't you ever been waxed before?" I was shocked that he asked such a question since all I could think of was, "of course not!" Then he shows me his eyebrows and how it was waxed once before. The two of us weezed out a "ow!" Could you imagine the two of us guys getting a bikini wax? Joe and I would cry like babies.

I gotta admit that Joe and I do share a hatred for hair. We both keep out armpits smooth along with our chest and tummies. However, Joe has taken it a bit further by shaving his forearms. I didn't notice this til tonight. When I mentioned Veet and how it keeps hair off for 3 weeks, Joe's eyes lit up. He's now interested in it and I might be checking this thing out sometime soon. We are gonna have wacky waxing adventures in my bathroom soon!

So, today was odd in that Sammy Sosa was caught with a corked bat tonight at Wrigley Field! I like Sammy so it kind of stings to hear this. What a corked bat does is make the ball go a bit further once hit. I know Sammy behaves a bit like a diva at times but I still admire a few things about him and that he seems to enjoy playing baseball.

As I have said many times, I love baseball when its pure and played for fun. I wish these overpaid fucks would appreciate the fans a bit more and stop whining for big bucks. I'd be happy to play my heart out for 162 games a year. I may be away for a time but I like seeing new sights and meeting people. Hence the pictures on my wall here at home of all kinds of people I've met in my life. Some are from Diaryland.

I found out that Mark got satellite channels when he started renting a house. The first thing he turned it to once I sat down was porn. On his selection, Mark gets The Exctasy Channel, 10, and The Playboy Channel. Everyone knows how I love Playboy and I have to admit that I liked what I saw. Some was a bit odd in how they had a Real World like segment in which people would play to fuck whoever was in the house. Odd to find people on the front lawn going at it doggy-style, huh?

I didn't get to see much of the Playboy Channel since Mark doesn't like it. It's not hardcore in that it doesn't show close-ups of women with their legs open as often as he likes. There also doesn't seem to be any "money shots." To be truthful, I kind of like it the way Playboy has it. It's sexier to not see everything all at once.

The Exctasy Channel showed every damn thing! There were 5 women going at it in one segment that had my jaw drop. In it, a girl was on all fours while the other 4 girls would put things in any hole they could find. Yikes! Her asshole looked really stressed.

It's funny how people make sex so extreme at times. Orgasms are only had after penetrating every twat and hole. There were girls sucking on guys that had been in the "backdoor." Somebody's looking for a bacterial infection. Although this stuff can be amusing, it's not something I can handle watching 24 hours a day (that's when it's available).

The cool thing was seeing European porn as opposed to American. You can't help but notice the castles where fucking takes place along with how the people acted, snooty. There was also very lacey lingerie that looked a bit complicated. *ahem* I'm good at getting a bra off but this stuff made me wonder if I needed a blowtorch. Other than these things, porn between America and Europe was pretty much the same, sucking, fucking, cum shots, anal, and cooking. Yes, those kinky French use cooking utensils to get those hard to reach places. Naughty!

I've gotta be honest. I feel like my body is falling apart. My back is a bit sore and my arms feel worn out. Hell, every time I walk, I feel slower. Am I losing my mind here?

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