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| I have to admit that I've seen some strange websites in my time. There is this addiction in me to view a fellow friend's link to a camel toe website that has me in awe. Some of the pictures are absolutely fabulous and others are just gross. Not all vaginas are beautiful. I'd say about 80% are so mouth wateringly gorgeous in my eyes. It's funny since most girls I've talked to think that only 20% of penises are cool to look at. Guess who's is considered quite cute? You only get 2 guesses and the first one doesn't count. Okay, there is a website in designing your vagina. It's basically a porn site that has you shave or unshave it. Wow! I thought my mind was fucked up on Garbage Pail Kids, 80s trivia, weird quotes, toys, cult movies, and other useless shit but to add the old dilemma of "shaven or completely bare" back in my mind just makes my eyes all sparkly. I'll get into what I love about vaginas someday as well to show just how low I can sink. I'm just not in the mood right now. I've had an interesting day! A girl came up to me to chat. Now, we've seen each other for some time in the gym but never said anything. Here I was standing before her as she was doing knee lifts. Suddenly, "E" asked if I went to private school. My ears perked up when the mere mention of private school comes up because I have so many memories with those nuns and how much they repressed my way of thinking. It was even more interesting to find someone that had gone through the same thing. That's right! E went to the same school and remembers me even though she's 3 years younger. Don't you just love fans? Naturally, I put my weights down and stood there to chat. Here E and I were talking about our kindergarten teacher, 1st grade teachers, and the one that died, our 2 grade teacher. Ms. B died from something that had to do with her brain. It's sad because I really liked her. Ms. B took the class to her house for a cookout on the last day of school. What was completely amazing was that she lived in the wooded area so there was so much to see. The boys would play tag and the girls would stay indoors. Guess who got lost.......almost? I was freaked out that I wouldn't be able to find my way back but I did. I'm a survivor! There's something nice about meeting a person that knows all that you went through. I mean, I mention a lot of things on Diaryland that I wish people could have seen. Back in my past, I was a lot different, at times pretty quiet. There aren't many people on Diaryland that talk about mean ol' nuns but I do! E is very pretty and quite nice to talk to. It's funny how once we started talking, she got more interesting. There is a catch. E doesn't know my name and I told her to look at her yearbooks to find it. Sometime this week, she will tell me. Neat game, huh? It's so sweet to have a "stalker." Nah. E's a great girl to know. I've had people come up to tell me they know me, at least 2 twice a year. What I wonder is "what is it that tells them?" I've heard people mention my blue eyes (very blue) or my hair. The hair has been spiked since........almost forever. There were a few lapses in which I grew the top long and slicked it back. Not many people rememeber that, though. This past few days I feel a bit overwhelmed on Diaryland. I've got many topics to discuss that I want to let out. There's stripping, what I like about vaginas, how my penis got me in trouble in the dorm (oh, I got a reputation), and a big one on why I don't think anyone can describe me easily. It's gonna be a weird week once I get the weed pulling done. Oh, when I was out pulling weeds, my dogs were with me. They like to eat leaves so they were drooling at this giant bag of filled with 'em like a stoner eyes that first blunt of the day. Yeah, you know it's all because you got high. C'mon! Let's light up Mike's stash of "green stuff" that he just pulled out of the ground! 0 Got Balls? |
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