That was a quote by me in which I told Bald-O that his brother should not be embarassed of letting us meet his girlfriend, who happens to be quite religious. Funny thought. Most of those things I don't do but I do cuss quite a bit. Oh, I did get to meet Bald-O's brother's girlfriend at the wedding. She's the one that lightly looks like Shania Twain when she started out.

So, did I have fun? Yup. It was more laid back this time around since I was at Bald-O's for only a day. You see, I wanted to go and visit my grandparents since I had not been down there in so long. It's really hurtful to see them get so old.

I love my grandparents but I hate it how my grandma insists on serving me. My cereal and dinner can be gotten by me. Oh, does my grandma insist on getting me everything! It drives me nuts since I want her to rest and let me do the work. I'm not that little 6 year old that used to run around the house like a madman anymore. 20 year olds are a bit slower.

My grandpa is a bit freaked out about closed captioning on TVs. Since his hearing is pretty bad, I was told by my mom to put it on their new TV. Their old 1970s TV never had it so he'd never heard of closed captioning. Well, I put it on with the remote and it kind of freaked him out to see the spoken words on TV! Later, I had to take them off since he just didn't get it. Yeah, my grandparents are a bit behind in the times but we love that.

Of course, the next day, I went to Bald-O's and had a great time as usual. His dad saw me and just had this big smile on his face. That's not normal since his dad is this tough gruff guy but he loves me just like his mom......oh, she just can't get enough! I went out to the garden with her while the boys took apart the old barn to prepare for a giant bonfire. Me, standing there holding the basket while Bald-O's mom put her radishes in. That's what I did while the boys tore apart wood and made a giant pile with it.

The bonfire was pretty big! The heat was tremendous from 20 feet away. Bald-O was sweating pretty heavily after putting some of the fallen wood back into the fire. It was nice to see fire get like that. My suggestion for marshmellows was not taken in. It would have been fun to stand out there and roast them. We were too drunk by 7pm anyway.

Crystal and Mark came over later that night. The married couple were actually.......behaving like a married couple. Unfortunately, Crystal was throwing up that night. They were there for only a little over an hour. Oh, I hated seeing Crystal go since she finally got rid of that attitude (the wedding made it hard for us to talk to her since she was pissed all the time!). Mark even let her throw up in his beer bottle. Isn't that sweet? *Audience: awwww....yuck!

I'll get into more details later on. Just wanted to let everyone know I am back and in great spirits! It was a fun long trip. I'm most likely going back for the July 4th cookout since I'm practically family to Bald-O's parents. As his dad once said, "You say some stupid shit, Mike, but you are pretty damn funny!" Now, that is sweet!

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