Okay, I know I shouldn't have watched it but I just had to catch up with The Incredible Hulk marathon this morning. It was all in good fun as I did side delt raises and laughed at bad dialogue. Wouldn't it be great if some people actually talked like that? Oh, they do? You must be thinking of Ebonics but you just might be right.

*It's chilly down here at night so I might set fire to the couch in a little bit*

Now, this is the reason I don't post pictures of myself. I'm finding out that people are really searching the net for me. Why? Am I that lovable and cute? Well, it kind of scares me since I really do like my privacy. It's nice to be stalked every once in a while so I'll let it slide for now.

Things my diary has been found under:

Meese Commission's Report On Pornography (Hey! Remember that great set of entries on porn? What? You say that you were drinking that day?)

Tampons (I'm a guy! C'mon, don't go there now. I tried to discuss dependable protection in a reasonable manner)

Hedgehoggy (Whoa! I'm a hit in Spain and Japan! Go, Hedgehoggy, go!)

Girl Spitters (Now that is my fault. I've yet to meet a "spitter.") *snickers*

"At least there's barber college" (Oh, I love moronic quotes. Don't you?)

"Arms Of Steel" (Yeah, I got some big "guns," baby. I'm in touch with my masculine side. Oh, the tampons? Never heard of 'em)

I don't know. It's just funny to find what people search for on the net and come across your diary. I guess you can say that I am pretty worldly in what I discuss. No one-track mind on this fella. Hedgehoggy no moron.

Oh, Jethro had to go to the kennel tonight as he does every night. That little shit peed on my laundry this morning. Lucky for me, it was not one of my favorite shirts. You should have seen him when Mom (going to Curves-Ha Ha) was about to pick him up off the beanbag. Jethro raised his paws to say, "5 more minutes." I told you that little noisy shit is a cutie.

Quiet day today. Only one email. *sniff sniff* I haven't heard from Sammy in......ages. Annie no want to talk to Hedgehoggy no more. (Okay, that IS the last time I watch Hulk cartoons) Where the hell is everyone!?! Even Amanda is supposed to get back to me about my question! She always emails me back fast. Hedgehoggy go away.

Narrator: And so the quiet and hurt little Hedgehoggy goes back into his burrow. *soft orchestral music follows* His heart, once beating fast, is now slowly filling his warm body with the last bit of love. Then, out of nowhere we see Elmer Fucking Fudd come up and blow the freaking hell out of the little bastard!

"Bbbbbbuuut, I....uh.....thought it was the wabbit" were the last words heard that day.

- - 2009-07-07

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