Going to the gym wasn't bad as well since that girl with the most perfect ass was working out tonight. Yes, I really would lick the sweat off her ass (among other things) if she so asked. The sight of her sorority letters kinda turned me off while they were planted.....where else? Her fine ass. Sororities, at least most of them, form a lineup of sheep. The ones cool with me are the ones based on more than cool letters on tits. I like that "A" more than the "T's" since I will always be an assman.

Just when I thought the world couldn't get any dumber, I ended up watching Howard Stern a short while ago and these Playboy Playmates didn't know squat in answering questions. "Choir" is pretty hard to spell. At least one of them got the square root of 16. I feel like a fucking genius seeing this!

It's funny. I've discussed a great movie, Ginger Snaps, with someone and once again I find another that brings up the same fuel to the fire. In Ginger Snaps, there was this feminist undertone that said girls' periods were curses. It was horrible to have to bleed and use pads or tampons to stop all this. Well, here I was reading Fangoria and lucky me, there will be another release in the "werewolf is cursed" variety. Yes, girl hates getting periods and soon becomes a werewolf. *Mike starts bouncing off walls* It's great being the owner of a nice thick dick and all I have to deal with is morning wood. Oh, have I ever mentioned this before?

Life in the book world sure is being rattled. Traci Lords has a biography out. *I didn't know she could spell* Well, I'm gonna read it since I want to know what Traci has to say about her life in those dreaded porn times she keeps hiding from. If I were a porn star, I would only hide it from my parents. I'd love to have friends and fans gather around and watch me mount this lovely lineup of ladies! Just look at that angry and purple penis ready to burst with juicy goodness!

Another book I am just itching to get is the new Kelley Armstrong werewolf tale, Stolen. I loved, Bitten, a woman dealing with being married and trying to hide her werewolf lifestyle from her husband. That was her first book that looks to be a series since it was popular as well. It's neat to read about a woman that kicks ass and can tell men to fuck off while on the prowl for rogue werewolves. I'd love to meet this writer. Nice to see Angelina Jolie is going to play this werewolf chick. Whoo! *Once again Mike is bouncing off the walls*

Speaking of Angelina Jolie, I will no doubt be seeing Tomb Raider 2: The Cradle Of Life. It's not only Angelina that I have a fondness for but also a small tale of an amazing warrior, Alexander the Great. I've always wanted to know more about this guy so reading the book to Tomb Raider 2 got my interest picqued up once again. You can bet that I will be the only male in the theater that is not there to see Angelina's boobies bounce. They are nice, though.

Okay, all I have to say is this: Ding Dong the wicked witch is gone! Yes! I am so happy that Robin is gone off America's Next Top Model! I hated her so much. Unfortunately, Elyse did not win and was knocked off tonight's episode. *Mike cries* I loved her look (full of spunk) and attitude in standing up to Robin's evil Christianity rants. I was extremely surprised that Adrianne won since I don't think she photographs well. I agree that Shannon wasn't edgy enough. ("I thought only men masturbated")

I've got a question for anyone that watched the show: Isn't Janice Dickinson freaky looking? I read her biography (as well as own it) and saw how whatever the hell she did throughout her life made her really scary looking as time passed. Don't go too far with cosmetic surgery, kids.

I'm going to miss America's Next Top Model. There is nothing like seeing an evil woman losing to the power of good. Elyse triumphs over Robin. I know how she felt since I deal with MR every now and then with his rants as to how people "don't live right for Christ's eye." Fuck that. In the words of Mr. T, I just gotta say that I pity the fool.

Speaking of MR, he called and I have not called him back.........yet. Maybe in a couple of years. Well, I have to call him soon since I haven't seen him, not that I really look forward to it. Talking to MR is like talking to a white wall. There is no expression or any kind of personality. Words that leave MR's lips are about as interesting as watching my dogs shit. Now I know how Rachel feels. How can people not see how dull their conversations are!?! There will be a time where I will explode about how stupid he is.

Cases in point:

Homosexuality is evil. (where people put their fingers, dicks, noses, assholes, twats, boobs, feet, tongues, balls, shit, urine, cum, and anything else is their business)

No TV because it is all disrespectful to Gawd. (Sure brings up interesting conversations though)

Witchcraft is evil. (a lot less violent than Christians)

Harry Potter promotes witchcraft. (Who cares? I think it's a better read and it gets kids to read. Fuck the bible)

Oral sex on women is wrong. (I am so outta here on that one. I love juicy wet twats)

MR would propose marriage after 2 days of dating. (I'm not kidding so look out, ladies! He's on the prowl)

I could go on but my body's a bit wounded as I said before. Trust me. There will be a huge blow-up with MR one day. Just a matter of time. Just a matter of time.

Well, if memory serves me best, I still haven't gotten to some of the topics I promised to discuss that have happened in my life. I need to get out some wacky ones to really sink low. Lets's see........they are: blowjob ettiquete, my hatred for politicians, Hedgehoggy's Book Club, and Jen's showing me the correct way to sniff panties (there is an art to it). Sounds like a neat-O week, huh?

- - 2009-07-07

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