I have a request. There are many people reading and rereading my diary. If you like me, just put me down as a fave. You will most likely make my list since I am doing an overhaul of mine soon. Some people will be kicked out and not into that great big gig in the sky that Pink Floyd talked about. More likely to nothingness since they don't update. Sad. Why do people do Diaryland if they just quit soon enough?

Yes, soon I will be doing an overhaul and change my profile. I'll have to come up with something that says "Me." You know how I tend to love creativity so that's what I'll be thinking about soon enough. I'll be adding the people that recently put me in their faves list. What goes around, comes around with me. I believe in that "if you like me, I'll probably like you" kind of thing. I'm that nice, folks! It's just that I do tend to get frustrated here and there but seem to tend to others more than to myself.

I'm sweating like a pig since it's hot and I had to drive through major construction on the main road. Target was easy to get to and I found the shelf so it's just a matter of if I want it now. $25 for a cheap shelf is pretty nice since I really want to move my books into my room and out of storage along with picking up my DVDs. I value neatness.

A & F was different. The people there are so much nicer. It used to be a bunch of jackasses that stood there dancing to the music while you waited to get what you wanted. The clothes suck except for the shorts. My arms can't fit into the shirts since they are a bit too thick. Damn! I love baggy and loose shorts to show off the rims of my Calvins. If you wanna see the crack of my ass, just ask.

What amazes me about A & F's catalog is how even the nudity is. You'll see a lot of naked female models but there are also naked guys. Who says girls don't like to look? We've got buns galore along with tits and toned chests. Maybe, I should be in there. It will be funny if the catalog suddenly does full frontal. Bushes and cocks!?! The It will sell out a bit too fast then.

Ready for my weekend trip. Got a new disposable camera to add more pics to the scrapbook. Oh, I got Traci Lords' lies......(ahem).... biography to read on the way. Let me just say that from all these interviews of porn stars and ex-porn stars that all said the same thing. Traci loved doing what she did in pornos at the age of 15. She knew what she was getting into. Hell, Traci posed for Penthouse at the age of 16! I was brainwashed at that age!

Of course, I am also going to read the movie book, S.W.A.T. This movie is highly anticipated by me. Let's see.....you got Samuel Jackson, Colin Farrell, and Michele Rodriguez. Whoo! Top that! Loved Michele in The Fast And the Furious, Girl Fight, and Resident Evil. Let's see......I like 'em tough, saucy, chaotic, and unpredictable. Should I add anything more?

Well, I've got to get the fuck out of here to help move couches down here in this downstairs area. Sometimes, things are expected of you when you have big arms (but damaged right forearm). It comes with holding all those beer bongs high for everyone to enjoy. Shine on you Crazy Diamond!

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