If there is one movie that will make me stop in the middle of anything (working out, watching someone light farts, eating lobster with macaroni and cheese, and even sex), it's gotta be Predator. I fucking love that movie!!!!

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

That movie was one of Arnold's best. It was also where he was at his peak in my world. I so admired Arnold at one time, what with his stature and bigger than life look. Man, how the fuck could I get like that?

I'm always jealous of guys that get away with being so......manly? Is that the right type of word? I mean, it's like all these traits that are labeled as masculine in one for one person is interesting to me. Why? It's just not completely me.

Look at me. I'm pretty big from lifting weights. At 193 pounds, I've been known to be intimidating at times. The sad reality is once you get past "the look," I'm more feminine characteristics than I care to admit.

Let's face it. I go to scrapbook places with ease, get chatty, smell good (most of the time), well groomed (my hair is great!), and am a bit expressive as to how I am feeling. Not too much sulking in this boy.

The only masculine traits I exhibit is body, scars (from running into walls sadly enough but some are cool how I got them), holes in my socks, I laugh at farts, love Playboy magazine (BUT I actually read it as well), and drink beer. There are others but I can't think of much at this time. My brain is onto other things. We'll have to get into this someday.

All I can say is that I love Predator. I've seen it so many times that I can recite many of the lines like in Jaws.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Right now, I am reading Traci Lords's biography. It's slowly getting good. I'm at where she talks about junior high and living on very little thanks to her mom moving from Ohio to California. You know what that means? Soon it will be porn time to find out all that gossip about her blowjobs and first anal scene. Why do we want to know all this? We wanna hear from a professional!

It's like Sex And the City for me. Stephanie, a girl I met last summer in the gym, is now giving me advice on handling Scrapbook Girl. She says I need to wait a few more days til I see her. Then, I'll pull some tricks out of my sleeve to get Scrapbook Girl's attention. Welcome to the wonderful world of my hating possible dating!

Yeah, it's nice getting advice from Stephanie. Her friend helps out as well. I'm gonna do this instead of listening to "the little man" that keeps screaming at me.

*Smashes little man around on keyboard and places back in head while he is quiet*

If my gym had a popularity contest, I would most likely be in the top 10. I love it in there! It's almost like I never wanna go home when I finish my workout. I'll always run into someone I enjoy talking to (remember? I'm chatty!). Jeff was in there a while so I was in there as well.

It's also funny how I talk to this incredibly beautiful girl that I have absolutely no interest in. Let me tell you this: When she wears her ultra tight little shorts doing her bend over lifts, guys love to walk by to get a glance at some major camel toe. These tiny shorts just cling to this mound of luscious pink......uh.....where was I? Well, it's true how guys will suddenly work out near this girl just to get a glimpse of her. It's also interesting how she wears a shirt that says, "Mistletoe Magnet." I can believe that!

Like I said, this girl is really nice. We just chat here and there after she waves at me or motions me to come talk to her. I'm such a perfect little slave, huh? It's just funny how I am not interested in her. You see, I like 'em smart.

Well, I am heading off to get under my Playboy throw. I've even taken a picture of it since I am looking for 11 more shots to finish up this disposable camera. That's the problem for a guy that has everything, it's all pretty much been done. The next thing you know, I'll be taking pictures of my cock and sending them to everyone. Get some sleep and keep dreaming, ladies!

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