If there is one person in the world that makes me laugh more than I'll ever understand, it's got to be Will Farrell. Saturday Night Live is playing the best segments with him tonight. Old School wouldn't have been as funny without Will.

Ever seen a movie that makes you long for a change of scenery? To Gillian.....is a pretty nice movie. What I love most is just to see the shore and to imagine walking along it in a white button down that's open to reveal a white tank top. Of course, I'll most likely be wearing khakis or jeans to keep the theme of what I wear best going. No shoes. I'm not someone that likes to wear shoes often.

It's just that I liked seeing images in the movie, To Gillian...It's got Claire Daines, whom I've had a light crush on since the TV show, My So Called Life. Whoo! Loved the red hair and how realistic the kids looked and acted in that show. The point I'm trying to get across is that I like imagining being elsewhere for a short while.

I haven't been around much today. It's been pretty busy thanks to preparations for tomorrow's leave. I'm happy but it might be a while til I go south again. People start to get busy and life becomes one big hangover that only simmers at holidays. Thanksgiving is my favorite along with Christmas. After that, it's just hell and me.

To keep my mind off of being on the road, I got a new book. It's considered a classic......I think. The title is "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden. All I know is that it's about a 16 year old girl that is possibly mentally ill. Aren't we all at that age? I know for a fact, that I was pretty wacky although very mature. Never grow up completely. You just get boring.

My mom's been on a roll lately. She's now talking to my old 7th grade teacher since they both work out at that same place. Yikes! Good thing that teacher doesn't remember everything about me. I know that with my goofiness, I'm still known by her. How can you forget me? It's damn near impossible!

Got a funny email from a friend. Ever wondered how you got home after a late night drinking fest? It's most likely because of The Beer Scooter. What it does is take you home once you've had too much. Sometimes, it deposits you to the right room. Others, you just end up in bed with someone you don't fucking remember. Just know that The Beer Scooter is not accurate 100% of the time. It also isn't cheap. That's why you shouldn't wonder why you spent so much money after drinking. It takes a lot for The Beer Scooter to get you back home.

This afternoon, my mom and I had to go to the grocery store. It always involves me being grossed out about how so many people dress......BAD! I've had enough of women wearing tight white tank tops and their big ass bellies hanging out. It's just really tacky.

There was this woman that I couldn't believe was wearing a white tank top and her humongous gut hung out over her pants. Then, there was this couple in which a woman still thinks she could fit into her old tank top. What the fuck is going on here!?! It's gross! Rolls of fat are not sexy at all. It's a priviledge and not a right to wear tight clothing. This goes for guys as well.

Oh, Mom even used the word "pubic hair" for the first time in front of me!

"I hate those belly shirts worn with jeans so low you can see their pubic hair."

Good one, Mom! I'm in a little bit of agreement. Only some women should be allowed to wear such ridiculously low pants, the HOT ones. To tell if you are hot, look for a gut. No gut? Wear 'em! Let everyone know that you shave your pubes bare, baby! Show 'em how you like it gone! Let's see some pelvic bones and ass crack (the new cleavage).

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