Ever watched Wild On E!? Most of the people they interview to ask the same old dumb question, "What makes this place so hot?" are about as stupid as they come. Most likely, they are the ones talking on their cells while filing papers AND driving at the same time. Love the responses since they are the same ol' same ol'. "The women are hot. The men are hot and we are drinking." Can anyone help these people come up with something more thoughtful? At least some gibberish?

The host of Wild On E! is breathtakingly beautiful! She even has breasts that get me to oggle. Such tiny pushed up boobies get the ol' Hedgie in blood rush to the small head. To be fair, the show does show interesting places to go other than just giant dance places with drunken idiots. We meet the occasional gay monkey trying to fuck the mic. That's cool.

E! is going to do a segment on the porn star, Jenna Jameson. Wow! I'm not huge on watching porn but I have seen one video of hers thanks to my roommate's late night masturbation habits, complete with hands down pants and falling asleep once the deed is done. Never have I seen a woman take another woman, bend her over a toilet and finger both holes in such a beautiful moment. I'm not one for anal sex but even Jenna had me in awe of what she was doing to this woman. It was so Kodak I could cry at how much this young woman getting fingered was in exctasy while the orgasm did not look fake at all. They say that Jenna turns women gay because of what she does with her mouth and hands. I believe it. I love Jenna's healthy attitude towards sex in how she devotes herself to pleasure, not one to letting just men get it all.

Speaking of kinky people, Kate Moss is back! I was one of the few people that found her cute. Loved the Calvin Klein ads with her and Marky Mark that I used to mimic in my boxer/briefs for my girlfriends.

"Yo! A big shout out to my main man, Calvin Klein!"

Kate has posed for the new W fashion magazine in the nude and other pics. I don't care if she has small breasts, I loved 'em. There is nothing like a tiny girl to make little ol' me feel a bit more masculine. As long as I hide my feminine wiles, I feel a bit more male for once. *snickers* Can't wait to see Kate's pics soon along with Britney in Elle. I like all kinds of girls, folks.

While watching the late night Cubs game last night, I noticed a guy in the stands wearing "We've Got Wood" to denote Cubs pitcher, Kerry Wood. You know what I think? I need this t-shirt to tell everyone about how I wake up with a super thick dick in the morning. No fals advertising here. Just good ol' fashioned wood for the masses.

If you are one of those waiting for the new Indiana Jones Trilogy on DVD, good news for you. The set drops on October 21st instead of in November! Wow! That's a lot of box sets to get on DVD! Sopranos Season 4 comes out the following week and I am in heaven. Still haven't seen the last 2 episodes of Season 4. I'm not huge on all the Indiana Jones flicks. Loved the first one but bored myself with the second one. The third was a lot of fun in the theater but nothing holds up to the first Indiana Jones (Raiders Of the Lost Ark). You can only get them together in a box set so save up that money.

Well, that's the news that's fit to print, folks. For some reason, I looked at my previous entry and found myself laughing at it. Late night talks occasionally put me in the mood to let out a bit of hysterics and interesting thoughts. *Takes a bow*

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