What the fuck have you been drinking?

Looks like water, tastes like wine.

Holy shit!

It's turpentine!"

Well, I am not necessarily the most eager of mariopsas here. I'm downright cranky thanks to one of two side effects to taking prednisone. The big one is having a headache all day. I don't mean for a temporary amount of time, kids. Alllll day! When my mom tells me to do something, I have to tell her to talk lower and slower since I'm also massaging my head at the same time.

The other side effect is sleeplessness. Ohmygawd! I face this so often but now I'm up til 3am staring out the window til I feel at least a little sleepy. Fucking hell because I'm bored to death and I likes to keep mahself busy. Damn drugs! Insomnia combined with this shit is fucking hell.

Wanna know what I did? Well, it's 6am in da morning and I have a massive morning wood to deal with so I somehow get myself out of bed to pee. The next thing ya know, I'm feeling so hyper and in no need for sleep that I eat breakfast as well. Still feeling extra good? Yup! I check email and then proceed upstairs to do 120 push ups. After all this, I run with the dogs outside (very nice out there this morning) and fall asleep somewhere around 8am. At 9:30am, I wake up to do my errands all while feeling extremely groggy. Ugh. Why then?

Another thing I've noticed about prednisone is that my veins pulsate a lot. Yesterday, it was the one on my left arm where the forearm connects to the bicep. I sat there in the car staring at this damn thing moving at a rapid pace. Today's vein is the one near the right side of my jaw. It's been working hard all day. Only 8 more days of this drug.

While on my errand, I couldn't help but look at Lowe's parking lot. It was filled with geese honking and fighting for territorial space. The lone swan stayed out of all this since it was busy sleeping in the shade. I don't know how shoppers can handle geese that will shake you down for crackers and then shit on a Lexus. Pickey big ass bastards.

The one thing that gave me the giggles is in the newest issue of Sports Illustrated. Look at the back for the final article. It's on Kobe Bryant's rape case and what he has to go through if convicted of sexual assault.

If eligible for bond, Kobe will be "subjected for a penile plethysmograph in which an electric measuring band connected to a computer will be placed around his penis. He will then be shown pornographic, deviant, and sex-abuse images, and the device will record his level of arousal." (Rick Reilly)

Wow! I had no idea that things like this were done to sex abusers. I've always thought that we should have an Island where we can place them as well as child molesters together. That way they can just touch each other and we'll all go home happy. Sure, it may be pretty mean but I've had to deal with 2 friends being raped and I don't find that shit funny at all. The media may display it as amusement at times but it's brutal and will stay with the victim basically forever. Just try watching Irreversible, the movie that I could understand why people walked out of. Bravo to Monic Belucci for wanting to show how evil rape is and not in a "Hollywood sense" that makes it look okay to the eye.

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