Finally, I have time to sit down and do something to let off steam. If you could turn the lights down a bit lower, you'll probably view a little bit of the heat leaving my body thanks to air conditioning. It's another hot one today! Fucking hell!

Well, I am now on a very restricted diet. The doctor tells me that I need to lower my sodium to around 1,500mg. Most people eat 3 times that in life. As a result, most of my favorite foods are zippidy-doo-da'd out of my life.

*Hedgehoggy cries: "No more buffets! Boo-Hoo!"*

The funny thing is the doctor gave me a list of foods high in sodium. What's the number one that I cannot believe will be leaving me besides lunch meat? Peanut butter! Fucking hell! As we all know, I tend to get a spoon and eat peanut butter from the jar (when no one's looking or I hoard it in my room) all while watching a late game of Cubs' baseball or Howard Stern. Can I be more pathetic? You'd almost expect a lardo to do this than me.

Do I think I can hack this new lower sodium diet? Most likely. I had to give up chocolate cold turkey at one point thanks to a bad reaction (too much caffeine causes blood vessels to burst in head) and my newfound addiction to changing my body. Its VERY hard to do do this. You don't know how bad I'd kill for an M&M since I once ate a Giant Size bag of those little chocolate yummy bastards! Beware if you have 'em.

Oh, I've been waiting all day. First in the doctor's office while reading Seventeen, USA TODAY, and Newsweek. Then, it was to get my oil changed thanks to being over 3,000 miles since my last one. It seems the dealership has much better seating with sunken in leather couches, free coffee (never touch it), magazines, and a small TV. I've been subjected to Bob Barker and knowing the cost of a gallon of milk to..........A NEW CAR! At a nice price of $17,403, you, too, can get a Nissan, baby.

Most of me wasn't paying much attention to the TV. I feel like a zombie if I watch over 2 hours (did last night thanks to The O.C. and Playmakers) so I read issues of Time. Interesting article on Mary Magdalene in that the church used to promote her as a prostitute. Well, funny thing is that she wasn't. Like boys in their need to be studs, the church needed to call someone a "whore" or "harlot." I'm a man-whore and I'm okay!

It sickens me that I was subjected to being called Mary Magdalena a "whore" thanks to my private Catholic school teachings. Sad indeed. The bible doesn't even mention her as a prostitute, you dumb bastards. Mary had the guts to present herself to Jee-Zus while on his way to being nailed to the cross. I just wish someone would stand up for people that really live their lives. I think Jenna Jameson, one of the smartest porn stars, said it best:

"The really religious are the kinkiest. I know since I've had to dance for them."

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