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| I'd love to do a long entry but I have an early morning appointment and I am just fucking exhausted after doing a major workout in the gym all while facing a 98 degree heat. Damn, I was sweating all day! The thing that did make me laugh today was looking for envelopes in my dad's room. Lo and behold does Hedgehoggy find porn! For some, Hustler is gold. To me, it's pretty damn nasty. There was a Girls Of Penthouse but those are almost always bad photography. Sorry, Guccione. I expect clear well put out photos, not the blurry shit. The funny thing thing is that there were 3 Playboys but I don't consider them to be porn. Porn to me is pictures of spread eagle'd legs all with different objects pushed in wet twats. They usually consist of: asparagus, apples, dildos, oranges, cigars, fingers, tongues, vibrators, faucets, zuccini, tacos, toes, dicks, chair legs, cereal, vases, beer bottles (I recommend Corona), mallets, flag poles, and my favorite,........breadsticks. You just cannot go wrong with breadsticks thanks to having the hardness wet'd down with flavor. Mighty tasty! You can most likely disagree with me on porn. It does have its place in life and that is to amuse as well as arouse. I'm just not into hardcore shit unless I need a laugh. Oh, I'd also like to add that just because it's a picture with a woman and her legs are open doesn't make it porn. Nudity is beautiful and can be done respectfully so don't tell me that the vagina is ugly. I find it quite cute. Some may even say that I find it "tasty." Goodnight. 0 Got Balls? |
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