Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
Ever watched a reality show and found yourself cringing thanks to the fact that you went through something VERY similar? Me, too!

On VH1, there's this segment devoted to things that happened on Survivor and it showed the part where the guy got severe burns on his hands and feet from falling into the fire. While I did not get burned, I did lose a lot of skin on the tips of my fingers and the palms of my hands. It is one of the most painful times I've ever had. You don't know how freaked out I got when I saw a huge amount of skin hanging from each area.

The way that I damaged my hands was climbing a rope with my mom's 3rd grade class. Thanks to kids having dirty hands, going down the rope was nearly impossible unless I jumped. Well, I shoulda jumped because when I slid, you could almost hear the skin peeling off as I reached bottom.

The burn was TREMENDOUS!!! Here I was soon after my ordeal surrounded by little kids looking at my hands without much skin having my fingers placed in band-aids. Let me tell ya. Healing for those 2 weeks was hell and doing my homework hurt but I trek on. Oh, I trek and Hedgehoggy shed no tears.

Oh, the gym teacher gave me a note that day. It read:

"Hedgehoggy climbed the rope today. February 22nd 2003"

Alright. We all knew it was innevitable! I got the new Rolling Stone today. Yup, 3 copies of Britney Spears in which 1 will be Bald-O's thanks to his obsession with her. I'm going to get 1 more later on since I know this issue is going to sell out here. Boys like girls that show skin.

"I can be in the dumps of dumpsters and go put on a new pair of shoes, and then it's okay."

Spoken from Miss Spears. I know that I used to defend her but I've become picky in that I like my artists to actually sing in concert, do their own or most of their own lyrics, and have interesting things to say. Sammy's right in telling me that Britney sounds like she's only had the education of a 5 year old.

So, Hedgehoggy, why'd you get 3 copies of this Rolling Stone? Well, it's going to be a collector's item later on. I've got all the Britney issues, especially the first one (geez. She wasn't even 18!!) in which the value goes up. I like Christina's "fuck off attitude" more as well as the balls to do the music HER way. Britney's too much on selling herself.

What I wonder is why Jonny Cash was barely mentioned in Rolling Stone. I'm guessing Rolling Stone went to press when he died so I'll overlook it if he's on the cover of the next issue. The world needs to know about a real artist in the music scene. C'mon! Who hasn't wondered about "Ring Of Fire" and "I Walk the Line!?!" My mom's favorite was "A Boy Named Sue."

A good thing is Scarlet Johannson was labeled on Rolling Stone's Hot List!! I've liked her for a long time, especially her edginess. It was cute to read that Scarlet can't wait til she's of age to buy porn. I've always admired women that aren't ashamed of doing what they want so if the girl wants to see cocks, then let her see 'em!

Okay, I saw Hot Topic Girl but unfortunately it's a busy day for her with putting new products on display. She told me to come by tomorrow when it's best to see her. Oh, to see HTG give a big ass smile as I walked into the store was a great thing. I'm wondering what my intentions are since I so love talking to her. Could I be liking her more and more?

My issue is my past. I've been hurt pretty bad so I'm cautious and untrusting until someone gets past the walls. I'll be real careful around HTG and hope for the best as time passes. As for Scrapbook Girl............I have no time for someone that is too shy. Time's a wasting.

For those of you in the mood for a movie, might I suggest Monty Python's Search For the Holy Grail? It has it all, folks! The good thing is that it came out today in a new DVD transfer that has me wondering if I should get it since I've never owned a copy of a movie that got me wondering about "coconuts." It's an insane amount of humor but so worth knowing 'em. Remember to give the knights a nice "shrubbery" and be off.

Oh, in the new Rolling Stone, it talks about a hot fad of going to a place to dance in your underwear. Nice. I just don't know if I could do such a thing since it's pretty damn difficult to dance with a hard on. Damn thing flops all over the place and sometimes I have to carry my cock over my shoulder. What girl wants to see a guy dance in his undies? 0 Got Balls?

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