My mom and I were eating dinner together before I took off for the gym. What cracked me up was that Clyde came up to me and stood up to have his head scratched. As I was doing so, Bonnie came up behind him and started doing him doggy style. That's not the end of it. Next, Clyde turned around and chewed her out. I'm guessing he felt violated. Geez. I don't know many guys that would get mad about a girl just coming up behind them and trying to fuck. What's a hot girl to do to get a guy's attention?

It was kind of a funny sight in the gym to watch guys glued to the TVs showing the Cubs versus Braves game. Yes, we are die hard Cubs fans of the "Lovable Losers" and will defend them. What amazes me is that I feel so drawn to watching guys play a game I'd really like to be involved in (I played catcher in college). Why do we fans place how we feel in somebody playing a game?

I mean, you'll see fans wearing barely anything at a Green Bay Packers game all in December weather to cheer on the team. However, when these "grown up" men go to work, they will bitch about working. Frankly, I wouldn't be caught topless in subzero weather. You see, I have sensitive nipples and I stopped paying close attention to football (I love the game but I've lost touch with watching for some odd reason).

So, yes, I was one of those guys that would pause during his workout to stand near the TV set turned to ESPN to watch the Cubs play tonight. Maybe it was also all the testosterone in one sitting that drew me there as well. For what it's worth, I've been a Cubs fan for a long time. Too bad they lost, huh?

I'd like to give a big shout out to one of my favorite shows that I've become addicted to thanks to my unemployment times. It takes a lot to get me glued to a TV set since I feel like such a zombie and I've been known to lose brain cells even just glimpsing at MTV's TRL. ABC Family channel has this really neat-o show called "Switched" in which they take 2 teenagers and give the other's life to the other. Got it?

For instance, today was an episode in which a girl from Pittsburgh went to California to live the other one's life while that person lived her life. The length of time is 4 days and I just find it so interesting. I'm always curious as to how others live so I'd be a perfect candidate.

Most of the people involved are girls (not surprisingly pretty) with the occasional boy thrown in.

Editor's note: Hedgehoggy, these girls are in high school. One at your age does not comment on a young girl's beauty.

Whatever. Anyway, I like seeing how the other person learns of the other's life. Sure, there are the typical shits but on occasion, we get to learn. Well, today I learned that goats need to have pedicures. Did you know that? Goats like to have sexy feet, too, girls.

The feeling of brain cells leaving had me know that I accidently saw TRL. It got worse when they brought out a bunch of morons called "Da Band." If you don't know these dipshits, they are P.Diddly's group shown in Making Of the Band 2. Gawd, I watched a few episodes and most of it was whining and fighting over nothing. I hope they disappear and never get a hit so we don't have to have them on a 1 Hit Wonders Show.

You wanna know what really pisses me off sometimes. "Ghetto talk." You know what I'm saying? It's like dis thing is just so bugging me y'all. Fuckin hell! I thought we moved out of Ebonics y'all. I don't know if I'm one of the last people to actually appreciate the English language but........

Hey, I like slang and all that but to think that people wanted to put Ebonics in the classroom really makes me mad. Remember dat?

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