I'm not overly worried thanks to tomorrow's pitcher being the best there is. Striking out batters is what he does best as long as he can find the fucking plate. It's been 95 fucking years since the Cubs have won a motherfucking World Series. Get with it, you bastards!

It was so fucking quiet in my gym tonight that you could go into the corner to blow ass and everyone would hear you. Normally, guys that have had a high bean diet do so in this little section of the gym for some odd reason. I've learned my lesson of working out there that that area is pretty much off limits to those with sensitive noses.

Oh, stinky Pakastani Dude was in the gym but he wasn't working out near me. No haze or dark odor clouds to cause a simple bout of confusion. Nosirree. Hedgie stayed stink-free in which it was only his own.

"Gawd, bless the child that's got his own."

The gym was quiet as I said. No Jeff, Jill, Chris, or anyone worth talking to. It was pretty much the hardcore individuals and the occasional loopy one that gets him/herself into the gym and feels lost. No sorority girls to try and avoid as well. It was a day I could have stunk worse than a sewage factory and no one would notice. Gawd, I'm writing some weird shit today. What's up with this?

Mom's sending me on an errand only I can handle. It's tough but I know I can do it. Many people over the age of 15 get scared when entering a place like this since they end up buying too much useless shit for their brothers or sisters.

Yup, I'm going to Toys R Us for my dear mother since she wants some flashlights that look like cows. My mom has this weird fixation on owning cow things in the black n' white category. I don't necessarily question things since I just live here. Going to Toys R Us is my kind of errand!

I don't normally watch a lot of TV but I'm finding myself hooked lately. I've got "Room Raiders," "Switched," "Camp Jim," "O.C.," and "Survivor." Soon, there will be "Tru Calling" and "Skin." I'm embarassed to be wanting to watch such crap.

*Hedgehoggy sobs*

Well, as I've said to myself millions of times when in unfamiliar territory: "Do as the Romans do."

"Room Raiders" was kind of funny today! This girl went through 3 guys' rooms and found porn (gasp!), condoms (no way!), and even internet porn (Frog Sex!?!). Gawd, to be embarassed like that on TV is wondering if these guys have balls or they just got fucked pretty bad. To see the guys sweating as this girl looked into everything was amusing. I'm more interested in people's rooms since I love to know what interests others.

To be fair, the guys went through this girl's room. It was funny how they found a special kind of "feminine product" that I thought was a female condom (think dome shaped balloon) but it was to shove up inside her instead of a tampon.

Audience: YUCK!

I know. My minor was in health studies so I've seen it all. From tampons, to female contraceptives, I've had to see and touch these objects. Guess I was off guard and annoyed with myself that I didn't recognize this girl's products for that time of the month. Damn, I'm so much better than that and I got "A's!"

Camp Jim is a guilty pleasure because I admire a guy that tells it like it is. He takes these girls and tells them to their faces when they are fucking up. What was so nice is seeing those that seem like lost causes and how Jim turns them into actual cheerleaders. Even if you are not a fan of such people (everyone has an issue or two with cheerleaders), it's still nice to see a girl like that succeed.

Today's was a girl named Hannah and I thought she had no chance of making a cheerleading team. Jim really put her to work and even gave her a voice. My only problem with this show is that it is too speeded up in which we don't get a good idea of the person as much as we should. Anyway, Camp Jim is amusing with its flaws.

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