Oh, but we had a sequel. I'm not kidding in that about 5 other flies showed up. I knew Greg in how tiny he was (oh, so young and full of youth) but a swarm of fat ones decided to taunt me as well.

"Nya nya nya! Let's see how tough you are all while wearing those ridiculous green MC Hammer pants!"

Never make fun of my green baggy pants that make me feel like a skater! Bam! Bam! BAM! BAM! I got 'em all to the point where little fly pieces were all over the place in my kitchen. *almost slipped on a pool of water left by little brother, though* I'm a very efficient killer of flies.

"You can't bargain with him. You can't reason with him. He kills flies. That's what he does. That ALL he does and will never stop til all flies are dead."

I'm not sure where my hatred for flies came from. Give me spiders. Give me scorpions. Flies and wasps are what I hate to a great extent. It could be my hatred boiled up from the fact that I toss so much of my dogs' shit that I have to deal with flies sitting there having a wonderful smorgasbord all provided by my dogs.

Fly: "This here is some good shit, amigo!"

Fly 2: "Aye aye! Let's ruin Hedgehoggy's day once we're done."

Well, today is quite nice, other than chasing flies in my kitchen. I got the Indiana Jones Box Set from Best Buy thanks to a promotion for a free DVD available only from there. Nothing like knowing more useless info on how one of the most extravagant movies was made. I also have to say that I have no fucking clue as to why someone would not like at least one of the Indiana Jones movies. They had it all in some way.

While at Best Buy, I ran into a guy that I talk to on occasion. He owns over 1,200 DVDs. Funny thing is that I used to be jealous of all this but I'm more into substance rather than how many I have (over 700 by now). Guys bond over the weirdest things and I'm into everything, folks. Anime, adventure, drama, comedy, action, documentaries, horror, and sexy stuff. I'm not into porn much but I do like the old 1970's shit like "Debbie Does Dallas" since it is soooooooooooooo funny and worth laughing til your tummy hurts. You want some of the most ridiculous dialogue? Watch "Debbie."

Thanks to my purchasing of the Indiana Jones Trilogy, the theme song is playing in my head all day. "The March Of the Raiders" is a great song to start your day whether you just sit at a desk or whatever. Makes you feel like you're riding that horse on the way to class and rescue fair maidens in distress. My favorite is when the theme plays as I gotta puke from a bit too many beers. Hasn't happened in a while but hey, run like a motherfucker!

I have a dilemma now. It seems some of the girls are trying to get everyone together at my old college thanks to it being Homecoming. That's tempting but I'm not sure since I'd have to gas up the car and figure out where I'd sleep. Amanda has an apartment but it's small for the gang. Plus, I spend a bit too much when I'm drunk. Remember, I want those Air Jordans retros this week.

It would be nice to see everyone this weekend since I've no clue as to the last time we all got together. It would be "Ghetto Booty," Amanda, Bald-O, Dodge, Berta, Dave, and a few others that survived the years with me in college. Where did the time go!?!

I'm going to debate this get together in my head as well as find out if Bald-O's going. If he goes, there's a strong possibility but I doubt it. Bald-O's coaching girls' basketball. Besides, I'm going south next weekend. We'll see....

I did see Scrapbook Girl after I got my Indiana Jones set. She had this big smirk on her face that I'm guessing came from the look on my own face as I explained my old love of Indiana Jones. My guess is that girls love animated guys as opposed to dipshits that do nothing and show no interest. Trust me. I know both sexes like that.

Anyway, I'm a bit jealous of Scrapbook Girl in that I saw pictures of her from Paris! I've always wanted to see this place along with Australia. Ever since I went to Canada, I've wanted to visit other places as well and get a bit more knowledge of the world. The state of Texas is interesting me as well. My homey is down there. *smirks*

Well, I'm off to check the mail and I'll call Bald-O this evening to shoot the shit with that bastard. Oh, anyone else happy Kobe has to stand trial? Just because a girl might have had sex with 3 other guys does not mean Kobe did not rape her. It sucks to hear the defense hold that against the victim. Rape is rape. I've got a bad feeling about Kobe.

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