Take it slow because my calf muscles have been killing me for 3 days straight! Whoo! They are so tight that I feel like I'm walking on stilts thanks to the added feeling of them being flexed.

This is gonna sound weird since I've lived in this town my whole life but I was driving down a street that led to a place I needed to go to. The billboard that said "World's Largest Adult Toystore" was no longer in the place I used to see it. Instead, it read "World's Largest Adult Toystore Now Open." To which my eyes darted all over the place along this long road. Where the fuck is it!?!

What drives me crazy is that I'm dying of curiousity as to what adult toystore it is. Is it Hustler owned by Larry Flynt? Some lesser known person owning it? Anything to do with my favorite magazine to which I don't consider porn at all: Hugh Hefner? I don't know any answers yet but I'm obviously not going to sleep well tonight since I just have to know.

So, I'll state what I'm looking for. I must be the weirdest guy on the planet in that I am not wanting to go to an adult toystore for porn but furniture. Figured me out yet? It's true in that I am looking for another Playboy throw to place on my bed but a much bigger one. If you don't like the black part, you just turn it over to show the white part all with the famous Playboy Bunny logo.

Of course, I'm also curious as to what is sold at this adult toystore! I've pretty much seen it all thanks to my visit to the porn place many years ago. Dildos butt-plugs, porn, hardcore porn, arcades (I know someone that mopped up-Yikes!), and anything your perverted mind wants. Porn has changed for the better in that we are finally realizing that everyone has a sexual desire. I get the giggles when I see some:

-golden showers

-midgets (wee men with wee dicks = instant laughs)

-she males

Whatever you fancy. At least there is a place that sells it so you don't have to worry about that teenage girl working the counter thinks.

"Oh, I need a price check on this Midget Gangbang #13 and Star Whores!"

Me? I ran tonight but nothing like the past two days since I was already a bit beat from my weight lifting. There was already a bit of sweat formed on top of my head that gave me a look that I came out of the pool recently. At least I had Will encourage me with his "wrestling impersonations." He was Ultimate Warrior and I did a good one on Hulk Hogan. A laugh helps in getting through a workout.

As I said, the running thing was a bit different since I didn't run for 15 minutes straight. Sore calves and I was a bit beat already so I did 5 minutes walking, 10 minutes running, and then 10 minutes walking. It was nice being surrounded by sorority girls but THEY WERE RUNNING FASTER THAN ME! I wanted to push their buttons in order to knock them down to which I could laugh at them lying there on the ground.

"Don't........ever......make......me.... feel.....like......a....slow....poke!"

That's probably what I'd sound like out of breath due to what I had already accomplished.

Thanks to laughing a bit hard while watching a sitcom on the TV directly ahead of me, I almost slipped. My running tends to not be centered in that a foot will be here and then there. That and the fact that character on the sitcom drove a OSCAR MAYER Weiner Mobile. I know so many guys that would love to drive that thing around.

I've got an interview tomorrow so cross your fingers that I get a bite. Money is tight so I really wanna work and feel like I've acomplished something for once. Watching for the looks on your dogs' faces when you fart really loud does not count. *It is fun to see them look for where the sound came from-that's precious!*

So, I'm outta here to do some snooping in other people's diaries. Then it's up the stairs to rest my calves and think about all the great music I'll be playing as I hop around like a white boy without some moves! Who in their right mind wants to be normal? Goodnight to all!

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