Okay, now it's time for Part 3 from my weekend in which would be descibed as completely wasted and completely out of mind. Parts 1 and 2 are in the entries before this.

Where was a I? Hmmmmmm.......oh, after I took my 2 photographs of Bald-O's posing in his underwear as if it was a Sears Catalog, I really wanted to just fall asleep on the leather couch calling me. It wasn't a bad size but just enough to consume my shoulders.

After about 15 minutes of laying there, I couldn't stand a "crunching sound" to my right. It was Bald-O eating more pretzels. I can relate since when I'm drunk I tend to need massive amounts of food.

How to know when you've had too much:

-Bald-O could not figure out how to turn the TV on! Since I wanted to sleep, I pretended I didn't know either. Finally, I could rest.

Of course, it was around 4:30am by the time I was able to actually sleep without a guy with a shaved head munching away on pretzels and cursing the TV. Sleep seems to happen so easily after too many beers.

At around 9am, I woke up lightly groggy but ready to go. To amuse myself, I went to see if Bald-O was up. Nope. Completely out even when I tried to tickle his toes.

*We're weird. Trust me.*

When I went back to the couch, there was a short noise. I looked around but nothing seemed to be making it. Looking out the door's peephole told me that 2 people that looked like construction crew workers were there. Why this early!?!

Turns out these people were not construction workers but hunters looking for Mike, whom was completely passed out still. I didn't let them in because the door went flying into my face. Shocking at this time of day considering how drowsy you are, huh?

Strange thing was that of the 2 hunters, one was a girl. I've never seen a female hunter before and she was pretty. Her fiancee was the guy that opened the door that was introduced to my face.

The guy laughed and it was a mighty laugh. We all sat down to which the guy asked where Mike was. I just pointed down the hall of the trailer.

Guys love to wake each other up! This guy jumped up and down on Mike's bed as he slept. I don't know how Mike woke up because he sure as hell didn't look good at all, much less for a hunt.

So, it was nice to make small conversation with the 2 hunters since I'm pretty chatty. Of course, I told him about the porn that I had to fast forward past dialogue while the guys played guitar. *enter female laugh* Then, I tell the 2 hunters that because of their orange attire, I thought they were construction crew trying to tell us that the road will be worked on around 9am. Forgive me for it was early after a bit too many beers.

Boys just love to describe their drinking night to each other because here these guys were reminiscing for an hour. I kept quiet about Bald-O's "posing." The female hunter wasn't as amused because she seemed wanting to get started on hunting duck right away instead of listening to guys brag/tell.

So, I guess it was a bit of a culture shock to see hunters. Mark does it but I've never seen him dressed for it. The orange attire for other hunters to see you is not my type of clothing but sensible if you don't want your nuts blown off.

I'll do the little things I noticed later on. I'm still in awe of little Ryley because I'm now a guy entranced by babies. Isn't this weird!?! My guess is that I overcame my fear and noticed little things I didn't know.

As I said, I'm back from work which I'm not going into full details yet since I'm now a bit tired after only having 2 hours of sleep.

So, where do I work? I'll give you 3 guesses:

-It's a place children love.

-I've been known to shop there once in a while.

-The mascot is a giraffe.

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