Today? Not bad due to the warmth now turned over to cold. The light amount of sun made the afternoon quite nice and easy to be in a better mood than yesterday due to the sudden amount of snow. The weatherman corrected himself to say "1.75 inches." Most of the snow is gone due to the rain.

I bought a DVD player today and this is my 3rd to which my second one was sent to a friend for her birthday. The first one has been with me for a long time and I'm sure it's due for a renewal soon. Best Buy had a sale to which I could get an even better DVD player so who am I to argue!

It's funny how I've been a DVD addict for so long. I had a DVD player long before anyone else due to how expensive they started out as. It cost me $600 back then! Then again, I was lucky in that someone owed me a lot of money to which I added a bit of savings and voila! I was the envy of my friends every now and then.

If you understand surround sound then you'll know why my first DVD player was so expensive. The 5.1 Dolby Digital was built in to which I just had to connect to a cheap receiver and 2 speakers. Gunfights and car crashes would shake my room to which my parents would knock on the door to tell me to turn it down.

"But, Ma, you've gotta understand man's need to feel like he is in the movie."

One of my all time favorite movies is Boogie Nights due to the film and music. Once the first scene came on in full surround sound music, I was enthralled. Funny how I hated the fashions of the 70's but I absolutely love the way those guys looked in that movie.

Wanna know a weird thing? MR, before he became uber religious, loved to watch Boogie Nights here. Once it came out on DVD, he insisted we get together to watch it. Picture me in awe and MR waiting for Rollergirl and you'll get the idea.

*No, MR, that was not a real penis so you don't have to worry. Guys were so fucking hung up when Dirk Diggler took out his dick at the end because it made them feel inferior. Not me, though.*

I had a great lunch with E, the girl from Peru. She's so nice and easy to talk to due to her being interested in everything. For instance, she didn't understand what "hunky" meant thanks to my placing captions in my scrapbook under a picter of Bald-O mowing his lawn topless and posing at the same time.

FYI: The caption read, "From Hairy To Hunky." I find the most interesting words for my pics, huh?

Well, E and I met up at the gym as expected. Since I finished my workout earlier, I waited around by talking to Andrea and Jessica. I swear that there is no guy but me that can resist Andrea due to her amazing body. Yes, it is THAT impressive due to being so toned but curvy in all the right places. One thing that keeps me in my place is knowing about her threesome with 2 Cuban boys and then their dad. Yeah, Andrea's......interesting.

Thanks to the fact that pictures and such should not be taken into restaurants, especially a lot, we went off to E's apartment. It's a pretty nice one bedroom, 1 bathroom, and a big living room place. The bathroom is quite spacious and I couldn't help but notice all the feminine products in there from hairspray to body gunk. Messy bathroom but clean apartment.

E is so warm in that it's easy to feel welcome around her. I sat on the floor of her living room all in anticipation to pictures of her past. Let's see....I saw pics in New York, Chicago, Peru, and Michigan. E doesn't like to stay in one place for long since she loves to travel. It's obvious she won't be staying in my town for that long. Let's hope I don't get too attached because I'm sure there will be memories with her.

So, about Peru? It sounds nice but what's funny to know is that not many people smoke there due to the high cost of cigarettes. Drinking is pretty much there from the age of 13 on. Alcoholism is not as bad as in America. The Macarena dance is still kind of popular there. *snickers* E has never heard of a porn store. Llamas are pretty much the country's animal as well as the animal on the flag.

Of course, I showed her pics of the boys and I along with Crystal (very pregnant)and my life in college (Beer bongs! You can play 'em all night long!) to which I had many memories of slowly growing up. It's nice to see someone that really listens and enjoys stories over a big pizza. Oh, it was a long fun lunch at 5 hours of laughing and telling stories.

So, you're probably wondering if I like E. Well, she's nice but she has a boyfriend in another country and I'm not a relationship wrecker due to my own experience with Jen (I'm still amazed that I totalled a 2 year relationship with 2 beautiful people). Besides, I really like E and I'm scared of getting too attached. The boyfriend visits once a month so I don't know how she does it but I'm sure there is a vibrator around or her fingers are given quite a workout.

However, it would be nice to have sex again. I miss being naked and slowly pumping away and giving a girl pleasure since I'm so submissive in the act. Of course, I also miss licking and drinking "girly juices" due to my need to give oral sex. Gawd, I'll never understand why I'm the only guy I know that does that since I love to see a girl squirm while intense feelings build up.

This brings me back to what I promised to do earlier, a tribute to the vagina. Man, I'm a little taken aback due to my explicit wording on what a guy loves about it. There's so many things from my point of view thanks to my love of oral sex and the usual "in n' out." Don't forget my love of the vagina's scent and how wet it gets.

*Hedgehoggy is now getting very, very hungry.*

Maybe I will surprise you all with my entry in the near future as to what a guy likes. It's complicated in explaining but I promise to try. Sometimes men don't appreciate the beauty of the vagina but only view porn to which they don't think about it.

So, tomorrow I'm up early for work and actually looking forward to it. Crotch Rot will not be around but it might be different due to the night stockers being there. It feels like a competition between us since there are just too many guys in that place. Somebody needs to be voted off.

"Hedgehoggy, you need to bring me your torch. People do not like the fact that you enjoy hanging out at the trash bailer, where you are known to talk like Yoda. You tend to hurt yourself when you do the Macerana in slow motion due to an excessive need to dance at such an insane hour. A belief within you that MC Hammer will make a comeback is just not right. Hedgehoggy, the tribe has spoken!"

What's a cool ass white boy to do when no one believes me that Vanilla Ice had such a positive voice for a time period to everyone danced to MC Hammer. Oh, don't tell me you'd vote me off the Island, too!

Editor: You better be kidding about MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice! Paula Abdul is pretty bad but the two of those guys just show a form of insanity not witnessed since The Inquisition.

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