"Your parents let you watch that stuff and talk like that?"

I used to send a mass email to all my friends that talked about the year. Since I don't do that anymore, I just thought I'd take the time to do one here on Diaryland. Many don't understand my sense of humor but I don't give a shit. Let's put the children to bed and gather around the fireplace to sit back and think about dear ol' 2003.

So, the year that was and then some.......

1. Obviously, The War On Iraq or to an Iraqi, "What the fuck was that!?!" was the main topic of this year. It makes me laugh at how people think Bush had good intentions in doing all this but I defer. In my humble opinion, Bush was avoiding the economy and looking for ratings. To go to war with months of planning but hardly any thought to the effects is pretty pathetic. As much as I am against Saddam, it's even worse to blame 9/11 on him when there was no actual evidence to back this up.

It was all an ego trip. We sent many soldiers into Afghanistan to rid the world of the Taliban but no catching Bin Laden, tricky little smelly fucker isn't he? This was the only good part but to blame it all on Saddam is pretty awful. So, by taking many soldiers out and crying wolf by bombing Iraq was a bit odd to me.

I was for the war in the beginning but let's face it. Saddam is no angel and should have his life ended but to place false blame is wrong. We should have just said that we wanted to end dictators' rulings to help countries and then suck the money out of these places. *Haliburton, anyone?*

It's funny how Saddam was caught at this time. Bush will gloat and gloat about his capture but really needs to answer a lot of questions to those that lost their sons' and daughters' lives in this war of lies. Since Bush is basically a servant in some ways to Americans, why is it that so many were against this war but he went in guns drawn without much thought?

I laughed when a future politician said, "Regime change? Here in the U.S., we need a regime change!" Nicely put and has me filled with hope that we will get out of this mess thanks to Republicans that want to continue stealing our money and putting it in CEOs' pockets.

What we are owed is an apology by Bush on how he lied to us about giving us false information on Saddam's buying WMD in that big speech to the nation. Nope, instead we got all this blaming others. Nothing's changed.

2. Arnold. It's amazing that a booby feeling Austrian can be governor of California or Kal-ee-Forn-ee-Ah. *snicker* Apparently, the people of this state don't mind a guy that likes to get a real.....uh...."feel" for the state is made head of it. Governor Davis was awful but even Gary Coleman would be better than Arnold. No political experience necessary, just big money.

Oh, you've just gotta laugh at a guy that made a vow to investigate himself on sexual harassment charges. It seems to have slipped his mind because Arnold says he is too busy. Cute.

I've gotta ask if women are offended because it sickens me that a guy that has long been known to harass women has been given such power. Are morons the only ones that vote? I know Arnold made some good movies such as Terminator and Predator (WHOO!!!) but that doesn't mean he's cut out for politics.

3. American Idol. Everytime this show comes on, I change the channel. To think that a dipshit that sings the same thing on repeat won. Ruben was good but just couldn't branch out. Morons show in voting him as number 1 over a guy that will look like Barry Manilow someday. C'mon, Clay wasn't that great but much better than Ruben. All except Simon showed how pathetic taste has become in helping this fuck win by calling him a "big teddy bear" and whatever. Poor Clay. Hey, Clay's album debuted much better so I'm sure that geeks will inherit the earth after all.

4. Stupidity: Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Bush, and David Blaine. To quote Arnold from True Lies: "They were all bad."

Paris "I didn't know we were taping" Hilton showed how much of a spoiled brat she is. Seen her show, Simple Life? I'll give you a taste of what made me laugh:

"What's Wal-Mart, a place they sell walls?"

I'll admit that this show had me in hysterics on occasion due to lines such as the above one but to top it all off with a sex tape (saw it), in which even Larry Flynt turned it down, and blame the whole thing on "being drugged" had me laughing. To answer your cell in the middle of sex was really bad manners.

Caller: "Whatcha doin?"

Paris: "Oh, nothing"

Once this line is said, guy's cock suddenly shrinks and is now scarred for life due to some selfish brat's phone call. Even Viagra won't help him now.

Jessica Simpson said she's acting out in this show, Newlyweds. Nah, I just think she's a pathetic spoiled snot that always carries a Luis Vuitton bag or however you spell that shit. Who needs a $900 bag to go camping? I only watched due to seeing the house since I love architecture and knowing what excites other people. Nick, divorce now!

Bush is pretty self explanatory. How somebody that is so dumb could be voted President I'll never understand. Yeah, Gore wasn't much better but Bush is so full of himself that it's scary. Will some country rescue us?

David Blaine, magic is not putting yourself in a see through box and sitting on your ass in the air. That's for white trash when they have to move their trailers. See Jerry Springer for details.

5. The Britney and Madonna kiss. Cute but it's funny how the whole MTV show was about a fucking kiss!?!!? That shows how lame MTV is getting. Poor Christina. It's always the idiotic ones that take all the good publicity. Dressing up like a skanky ho just isn't what it used to be but Hedgehoggy still loves you. Madonna and Britney continue to put out shitty music but Christina gets overshadowed continually.

6. Michael Jackson Vs. R. Kelly. Why we are so nasty to Michael when R. Kelly was just as bad is my question. Both did bad, bad things to little kids. Hell, R. Kelly pees on them but Michael is the one that continually gets torn apart in the headlines. I'm not a fan of his but it seems like R. Kelly is considered a pretty cool guy........that pees on 12 year old girls after having sex with them. I hope M and R go to prison, end up with sore assholes, and get peed on by lots and lots of their friends.

7. Music sucked. Yeah, Evanescence and 50 Cent were the most played but were they really good? 50 was catchy and E's Amy Lee continually whined about being seen as a sex object. Me? Is it any wonder why I've continued to listen to music put out by bands that didn't need to have a $5,000 hotel room and Cristal? Pink Floyd and Garbage will always be mine so you can take your sell outs and stick 'em with your moronic votes for California governor.

8. Lord Of the Rings. Beautiful movie! Okay, so it was called Return Of the King but I'll always call the most spectacular trilogy as "LOTR" because it was what us smart people wanted, something that wasn't dumbed down for the people that voted for Bush and Arnold. No explanations in the beginning of the movie about previous shit. Onward we go!! My faves? Arwen, as lovely as ever with dignity. Aragorn, more courage than anyone with actual compassion. "The Archer" is my complete fave because I, too, love the bow and will protect. I've always said that the LOTR series was a way of seeing if that someone was smart. If he/she didn't like the movie one bit, I'd just walk away. No time for dumbasses.

9. Dixie Chicks' controversy. Let Natalie say what she wants to say. We have a right to criticize dumb shit our president does along with his cronies. It's American and part of who we should be, cynical. I feel sorry for those smiling fucks that have no fucking clue as to what our leader is up to in that they blast us, those that actually think.

10. MTV's excess: "Cribs," "Rich Girls," and "The Osbournes" were pretty much a good way of showing how the rich really are. Cribs is a guilty pleasure to me because I love to see people's homes and such, especially their movie theaters. It's just sad that people will spend $30,000 for a toilet seat but let our nation's school system to beg for money.

"Hey, look! My turd is now worth over $15,000!"

Rich Girls has to be one of the worst shows ever. To follow 2 girls that have trust funds is pretty sad. I admit that what little I saw did show me that they grew a little near the end but not by much. One will forever have a permanent scowl. I scowl better.

The Osbournes just got tiring in seeing Jack and Kelly show us how spoiled and famous they've gotten for nothing. Kelly's still singing!?!

11. The flu. My mom had it. Bald-O has it. Oh, it goes all over the place! Who would've thought that something like this would happen? Has anyone beaten my record of throwing up 23 times in 4 to 6 hours?

So, it is now 2004 and my predictions? Well, it's an election year and I hope those that think will help in changing our regime.....uh.....presidency. I like Wesley Clark, so far, since he's the only one that doesn't seem to bullshit as much. I read his Rolling Stone interview and it nailed a lot of the things I've said continually here in my diary on Bush and his cronies. We'll see.

Coming up:

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Love Facebook - 2009-05-07

Retards Away! - 2009-02-16

Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28

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