As promised, my Year In Review of my life on Diaryland. Get ready for life, love, anger, and some venom!

1. Without a doubt, my all time favorite moment this year was going to Canada to meet the most amazing girl that forever will be embedded in my mind. 1 week with my PenDragon made me realize that there are other strong-minded people out there with an open-mind to life. Yes, I fell in love, drank, got kissed on New Year's, and got to meet the woman that most guys would spend a lifetime looking for. This girl be lethal!

This was all a personal issue with me as well in that going to Canada was my first time being on a commercial aircraft (I've flown my dad's plane) and leaving the country. To overcome fears and meet someone that you really feel for is something I cannot describe.

As for an update, I talk to my PenDragon everyday. It's hard in knowing that because of the miles apart, we can't do that much together but I'm sure we'll forever know each other. Don't you just love finding THAT one person that makes your heart go BOOM?

2. Okay, many of you remember my fear of holding babies, right? It was a huge fear of mine and so I went throughout life avoiding the actual doing. Well, as we all know, I held a baby for the first time and even smiled. To see, Mark's daughter in my arms was a very new thing to me as well as to just forget all I thought and do. She's beautiful, folks and even farted in the room to let us know. I know you're used to venom and spit outta me but I'm glad I held her. Me with a kid? As E told me today, I may not be the same person I am 10 years from now..........

3. Depression was mentioned quite a bit this year due to my inheriting it from my dad. It caused me to lash out at a lot of people while standing in shadows. It rained so hard for me til 8:32pm when E soothed me that night. I'm not sure how many times I let things out here on Diaryland but I'm taking a guess at 3 periods of doing so. I'll admit embarassment but Sammy was right in that I shouldn't erase those entries.

4. I had a lot of anger towards people on Diaryland. There were many false promises of pictures and so on. 3 people pissed me off greatly in their self absorbed lives, Rachel, Amanda, and another that I have no fucking care for. Apparently, through all their whining here on Diaryland of how life treats them, they forgot that how they act also shows. Promises don't mean a thing, apparently.

I've seen so many people whine but show nothing of substance. Go on whining. At least, I keep my promises. However, it has come to a point that I will never ever let someone see a picture of me due to my waiting to see if they send them first. Trust me. I'll send mine but you've gotta send yours first.

You wanna know what's amusing to me? I've seen pictures on the internet of a lot of people on Diaryland, Rachel and all. So, what the fuck is the big deal?

I'll be the dipshit with blue eyes and smirk/scowl with my boys. Nobody gets in trouble more and has passion for life like us.

5. Graduation. I did it! I've graduated from college to find that the world is a rough and cold place but I'm not completely down. Economics may keep me from getting what I want in a job but I'll keep fighting.

It's funny how life after college is in that Bald-O wants us all back together again to relive our days. I miss it, too.

6. Yes, the stripper at the bachelor party was a hell of a moment in my life. Nothing like being 69'd while I'm half naked on stage, huh, as people stare? Life's too short to keep your clothes on, in my world.

My boys will never let it go that a stripper pulled me on stage (a sports session) while she was completely naked, stripped me of half my clothes, played with my penis, and put that "pink taco" on my nose. All time stopped with many of the people staring at me in a strip joint with a very BEAUTIFUL girl sitting on my face. Life just doesn't get any better, baby!

It was cute how I sat there near the stage afterwards and the stripper came over. She sat in my lap and told me I had a great body. Whoo! Major ego stroking gets bonus points! Hedgehoggy lusts and lusts. We are so going back this summer!

7. Work was interesting. To many, it sucks but I like having a job. It's that bit of stability in my life. Sure, my job was only for the holidays but after much frustration with Crotch Rot, it got to be fun hanging out at the garbage area and singing insane 80's tunes to find people staring at me. Many stinky people but we hold our noses. Cute high school girls chasing me but I say, "No way." To think, I'm gonna see my co-workers soon......

8. Running. Ever since I started running in my workout, my body has felt so good! The high is something I cannot describe and it shows. Even E is gonna try 5 minutes tomorrow.

My heart has had past problems so I needed quite a tune-up. The next thing ya know, I'm feeling like a well hung squirrel with too many nuts. More energy and I'm so much more toned in body. Compliments can do wonders for ego once again. The only thing that sucks is I lost close to 15 pounds so I feel like I'm gonna be blown away by wind. Hedgehoggy like being a little bigger than average.

8. Hey, I got nice shoes! Yeah, my Air Jordan obsession took my brain for a loop this year. Damn fine shoes that only very few come out each year. Nothing else does it for me, whether it be New Balance, Reebok, Converse, or DC. I've gotta have unique so no one else has 'em. Girls have Jimmy Choos and I've got my Ajs for days so I've got sneaks for weeks.

9. Joe. I miss my good ol' smelly mechanic working out with me in the gym. This mofo just cracked me up nightly due to his constant staring at sorority girls and pointing 'em out. Stripping is where he went and off Joe goes. Dirty old man? Joe will dance for him and maybe show the "bits." I'm hoping he hangs his thong up and comes back. Funny and badass is missed.

10. E. Yes, it's pretty fucking obvious that I really like her. We're not as similar but we get along real well. The fact that E soothed me that night where I was completely down makes her big in my book. It's a good friendship that brings that part of me I thought had died back again. Who knows where all this is gonna go.

To PenDragon,

You already know I miss you. Thanks for all those times you looked out for me and noticed a change in me. You know more about me than most thanks to getting over the walls I put up. You're different and definitely filled with honor. I'll be back up to see ya and The Falls.

To Sammy,

I don't know if you're gonna read this but you're help in getting me back up and spitting venom is much remembered. Glad you told me what you did and to hear your past was pretty damn deep, yo. Brown people with the balls to shoot back are admired. Oh, hell, you know you're pretty damn cool shit.

To Jerry's roommate,

It's great hearing from ya. I'm in complete amazement over your knowledge of LOTR. Maybe, you should think about directing The Hobbit. A consultent that should be paid quite a bit is what you should do for that flick if not. I'll get back to you and you've got a freak for life, yo.

To AWA,

I understand depression but mine is so minor. It's my workout and friendships that have me sane (or insane?). Life never stays the same and continues to surprise. Hey, I wanted to kill myself at one point but I'm glad I'm here. If you pull the wagon, I'll be the one sitting in it.

To Brit,

I know you wuv me, wittle punk. *laughs* You're right in saying we wouldn't get along. How can an arrogant kind hearted dipshit like me get along with a 21 year old that behaves like she's 7 with a deep fascination of poop? Wouldn't our conversations while getting escorted out by security be fun? Cops always ruin things when the argument gets good. So, I'm giving you the finger and a smirk for all those fuck you's that you've been trying to get out at me. Oh, don't worry. You'll never have to hear from me again thanks to that "FUCK YOU."

To Alison,

I have no clue as to where you are but I'm hoping I hear from you soon. We're hot shit with similarities and a feeling of piss n' vinegar! *Many kisses your way* P-V is a bitch! I'm hoping you know what ah mean. Let's get some shouts from Michigan!

To all those that read my diary, thanks for sticking with me through all my stupidity and ya know. I make mistakes but I live on and bring a few things to the table. To some, I'm:

-arrogant

-inciteful

-unique

Whatever. Opinions vary and I'm just plain ol' me so here's to another year coming, an election year. Will someone please rescue us from Bush?

Oh, I'd like to say that I thought I had seen it all on Diaryland til someone put pictures of herself nude. Very nice with a touch of vinegar. Now, that's balls of steel with a very nice bush. Finally, someone else that loves sex and appreciates it.

To all those that sent me nasty emails, told me to go fuck myself, or broke promises, I'd like to add this:

- - 2009-07-07

Love Facebook - 2009-05-07

Retards Away! - 2009-02-16

Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28

My Birthday Happened - 2008-09-07