-The DVD you rent at Blockbuster turns out to be Uptown Girls! Gah! I wanted Johnny English, a secret British agent and not a clue in the world as to how stupid he is. It kind of sounds like me but I've only been a secret agent for about 1.5 hours after drinking 8 beers and quietly licking a pickle in the corner of a bar. Needless to say, it all didn't go as planned. So, now you know my super secret past at trying to be like Bond.

Some friends I have! A couple of guys I know in the gym told me they saw me walking to class but never came up to talk to me. Gee, thanks.

Class? Oh, man, I was lost! This is the first time in a long time that I was actually lost while looking for a class at the very place I once went to. Bloody hell it felt to have to ask a cop where it was.

So, I guess you could say I felt like a freshman in this situation all while only a few minutes til my class actually started.

Never fear! Hedgehoggy made it in time to find many other people were lost as well. It's fun to watch people look at numbers and have no idea that "234" actually means "234."

Student: "Is this 234?"

Teacher: "Yes, it is! How fucking stupid are you!?! Did you not learn numbers as a child!?! How did you become a college student, fool! I pity you, fool."

Well, maybe that would be Mr. T's way of saying things but it's always amusing to find stupidity in interesting places. Let's hope the next time I go to class, I can still find it and be able to have time in looking for porn on the library's computers.

Last night's gym night was pretty much just okay. Less people due to wherever people go at that time. I'm thinking beer and a TV remote in the hands or a vibrator and cigarette as the other possibility. Life is good, no?

A guy training next to me told me that he was impressed with how much weight I was lifting behind my neck. If I add it up, it would most likely be around 325 pounds in weights added to a machine. That's more than Jeff (6"6") and some of the guys much bigger than me. It was nice of this guy to notice since it boosted my pathetic sense of an ego.

Yet, I am still not THAT big at all. I've lost 6 pounds again.......again. It's strange because I was up to 190 but I just suddenly drop weight fast. Am I running in my dreams to the point that I'm working out? Am I really a werewolf prowling the night all while humping mailboxes and chasing the occasional rabbit? Am I a superhero that flies here and there to save hot sexy babes from their moronic frat boyfriends?

*Actually, I'd probably never do the last one since I am, like, so not interested in sorority chicks. Like fo' sho'!*

I was reading some guys' debates on women's pubic hair. If there is one thing that brings up a very big conversation it's how women shave down there. Everyone has their own tastes so I'll tell mine.

I like it medium thick, meaning, there should be at least some hair. What's really cool is to see her let it grow out between the legs so when she's naked and bends over there is a mohawk strip straight up from the side. Plus, it's a bit too sensitive to shave near those slick lips of glory.

Depending on the color of hair, if it's really dark, it tends to look a bit too thick every now and then, especially near the asshole.

Editor: You so nasty, Hedgehoggy!

Only certain girls can bring out a completely shaven area, namely very tan ones.

To me, I just like it in an upside down triangle but presentable in tiny panties. Bare only if really tan but not often. I like to run my fingers and tongue through something since I am such a dirty boy with my mouth.

Sign held at Washington rally by a woman that should be thought highly of:

"The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own"

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