Gawd, I am just disgusted with what I have to deal with now thanks to my gym. Cars, a lot of cars, now crowd the parking lot thanks to this huge amount of people wanting to stick with their New Year's crap. All of us hardcore gym fanatics want these people to go home and back to eating that whole bag of Oreos instead of taking up so much space and parking spots. Don't get me started on the bodyheat that's been floating all around the gym thanks to the hairy ones.

Yeah, a lot of us, the ones that you'll find in the gym no matter what the time of year, hate having our spaces taken so that that extra-hairy guy can lift his weights in such a crude manner that silent, yet deadly, farts pop out. Sarah and I are the ones that complain the most.

There is now another issue that has arisen in my gym thanks to the weather. Guys won't go home. I'm serious! This is *kind of* funny to me because several people I know are in the gym working out (does talking count?) for 3 to 5 hours. I shit you not.

So, I get to thinking that if bars have people that stay there for a great amount of time being called "barflies," why not "gymflies?" I know it's not original but.....

Editor: "It's awful, you dipshit!"

Well, you really can't blame people for staying in the gym for such long hours. Going home sucks because there really isn't much to do there and I know guys tend to want to avoid their wives. *wink wink* It's a little fact that men do want to avoid women by staying late at work so why not at a gym? So, now I've got to deal with a lot of cars that aren't going home because of the *in deep voice* "estrogen factor!"

It would be pretty funny to see the people in my gym just suddenly quit and have a snowball fight. Now, that is a workout! Man, there are some people in my gym that I'd love to smack up with snow so bad. If I could just get those steroid monkeys out there......

Hedgehoggy fact of the day:

"Peeing every 10 minutes sucks thanks to the metabolism's overload during cold weather."

Hedgehoggy's second fact of the day:

"Yellow snow is cool."

So, what do we do when there is an amount of snow that is annoying but not quite sledworthy?

I finally finished that book, "Halloween: From Pagan Ritual To Party Night" by Nicholas Rogers. The reason it took me so long is that I haven't been in the mood for an informative book thanks to really, really wanting a good scary story. Thanks to getting the book, "Wounds," I got an incentive to finish Halloween......

I know. It's weird to feel behind in knowing the history of Halloween while it's......uh....January but that's me, sometimes a bit behind. All I have to say is that, man, Detroit was a tough place to live thanks to riots and mayhem on Halloween in the 70's and 80's.

Did you know that someone is suing Blockbuster thanks to finding a porn video at the end of Home Alone 3? Geez, you'd think that the parents would actually be civil and realize that the porn is much, much better than HA3?

Nope, apparently, the kids might see an angry red penis and a dripping wet vagina that is dying for a tongue bath and.........damn, I have so got to stop thinking of impure thoughts of that girl on the box of raisins!

You know whats funny as well? The porn was past Home Alone 3's credits! Who watches the credits!?! I've never sat through these things unless we were going to sneak into the next movie at the theater. This was a fucking video and should have been stopped instead of seeing who the "gaffer" was. At least, Ron Jeremy made a cameo......

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