Of course, this being Wednesday, it's comic book day! Got mah Cable Vs. Deadpool, Ultimate Fantastic Four, Ultimate Spiderman, and Previews. I don't expect you to understand what the fuck this comic lovin' geek in me is saying but just know that he has some major reading material even though his girlfriend insists he get porn. I'm sure many guys feel I am lucky to have a girlfriend that urges me to the darkside of nudity but I'm just not huge on pornos. Am I normal?

Well, since the local high schools are on Spring Break, I have to deal with watching really, really geeky kids wait for their favorite comics. There were 2 that had me smiling as they pretended to be their favorite super heroes. Mind you, these are high school students that suddenly blurt out:

"Blam, Blam! We meet again, Mr. Parker!"

Just what is it that brings out the geekiness in some people. The last time I uttered such lines, it was way, way back in 3rd Grade. You may have heard me say, "We meet again, young Skywalker" but that was probably while I was sleeping. You see, I would love to be Darth Maul and go cruising the galaxy with Boba Fett, fighting like a major martial artist, and picking up some hot sexy princesses. Oh, did I tell ya that I still get a kick out of Space Balls?

However, the jock in me still prevails and you will find me in the gym locked in debate battle as to why the Chicago Cubs will win the N.L. Central thanks to some major pitching all while dreaming of being Wolverine for a day or two to save Yuriko or going at it with Psylocke.

Speaking of weird sex.......

How come there is comic book swimsuit issue? I get a slight chuckle in seeing artists draw major comic book women in barely there clothing. Is it for the art or do we get hard for only girls we know about? It's amusing to me in how we'll see the girls of X-Men or Witchblade in thongs, etc. all while bent over with a look of:

"Put down that donut and take me with all 6 of your chins, big boy."

*Slaps head in amazed disgust*

Okay, no more geek talk but I did get quite a surprise last night. There was a guy working out at my hour that was get this......wearing a chain collar, 2 huge cross earrings, and makeup so obvious. I've never seen this before so whenever this guy was nearby, I just had to look.

All of this reminds me of the 80s. Remember them? We had George Michael and this look that was so similar to what I was viewing in my gym. I was so little but I remember so much from that time as well as how fucking cool George Michael's "Father Figure" video/song were. To see a guy standing next to me that has a bit of that look just instantly reminded me.

Sarah and I debated in the gym whether this guy was wearing makeup. Since I was closest, we agreed that I was right. Some people just couldn't take their eyes off of him.

I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with geeks and freaks. Not one bit. It's just that I admire how they can handle the odd look or two from people that don't understand the mindset placed within. Seeing those 2 high school kids that obviously still feel like 8 years of age has me think back to George and Ed, when in the school's cafeteria, mashed potatoes were a continent waiting to be discovered. Let's not forget about the carrots and how broccoli helped save He-Man from drowning.

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