Once I open a bag of Reeces Peanut Butter Eggs, I become its complete whore. No other food will do but these egg like creations as I let them melt in my mouth. I'll lay there on the couch popping egg after egg since you just cannot stop. While in school studying for a test, I ate a whole bag of 'em and paid for it the next day.

Today, I somehow overcame my need to eat these peanut butter eggs by quietly telling myself:

"No, Hedgehoggy no want more eggs! He want real food and keep sexy figure for J when she arrives. No wanna sit on potty for a couple hours. No, no, no!"

For those of you with an addiction to peanut butter, I do not recommend you even opening a bag of Reeces Peanut Butter Eggs because just the smell of all that yummy peanut butter will make you all whores! All will bow down to those bastards that make eating such fattening candy a definite need. It's off to the loony bin with me, huh?

Well, it should come as no surprise that I, yours truly, went back to the antique thingee here in my town. My eyes must have darted everywhere because I came back with a nasty headache and a increased need to see old things rather than new things. What is it about nostalgia?

Yes, I ordered the Underworld movie poster with Kate Beckinsale standing in a nice amount of darkness holding 2 spent handguns all while wearing a nice black leather long coat. Ever since I saw the image while watching the making of Underworld, I just had to have it. Those of you know I'm a sucker for tough women that know their weaponry.

While browsing this same seller of Underworld, I came across a section of girly posters. The usual pretty blondes with barely any clothes were there. *Boring* Even a picture of Anna Kournikova with her tennis dress hiked up to show her white tennis panties didn't get to me. You see, I like girls with some kind of drive as well instead of just sitting there losing tennis matches and not caring as long as they look pretty. Fuck that!

What did catch my eye was a poster of 2 girls kissing all while wearing just panties and camis. Loved it! 3 different versions were available and I must admit that I am tempted with no idea which one. The picture is in black n' white (Whoo! Sexy!) and I'm thinking of bringing J to see it. What I want is her opinion:

"Offensive?"

"Sexy?"

"Erotic?"

Since the antique thingee is here for only 1 more day, I'll have to get J to come and look around with me. She, too, seems to have an interest in old things rather than new. Did I ever tell you that her parents had her grow up on ALL kinds of music?

Another thing that caught my eye, at least the kid part, was a box of Garbage Pail Kids. Holy shit! I had all of them when I was a wee little lad and so much fun it was to have them, especially in a Catholic middle school taught by nuns.

Of course, the big deal was to find a Garbage Pail Kid with your name on it so I was very much into "Spike Mike" or "Psyche Mike" and so on. Since stores banned the sale of these stickers, we had to resort to any means necessary to obtain them. Baseball card places usually had them and wanted to get rid of them. Oh, but the kids loved 'em!

If you don't know what Garbage Pail Kids were, they were these stickers that people labeled offensive because of "potty humor" but to me, it was more of just a weird way of ticking the old folks around me off. An image of a cartoon character throwing up wasn't gross but just amusing. Hey, we were kids and our humor was ours.

Gawd, I don't remember how many I had in total but I had every series even though it took me a long, long time to get them all. Wish I had kept them because some of the images stayed with me to this day. How can you forget "Adam Bomb" in which you had this kid sitting with a remote and his head is blowing up? Strange indeed.

The last thing that has my attention is seeing a stack of early 1980's Hustlers. Now, I know I'm not much into porn mags were major gynecology shots are shown and only that but I'm awfully curious about them. Why? The time of the early 80's were a time of where porn was just beginning to really take off. You had Playboy since the 1950's and Penthouse since the late 1970's but Hustler was considered the really raunchy of them all. I'm curious how much things have changed because I'm just not into Hustler and the last time I saw one was in the early 1990's. It was that damn Boy Scout Troop Leader that gave 'em to a friend of mine.

If you ever studied the 1980's you'll find that it was an era of Reagen and his minions that tried to make government more powerful than it need be by wasting taxpayer's dollars to study porn. I'm serious in which they had old guys sit in a room watching porn videos and taking amazingly articulate notes of what they saw.

"A male with hairy mustache takes off his bell bottomed jeans and starts stroking his massive penis all while 3 blondes that look to be about 20 bend over and spread their buttocks to give this hairy male some kind of stimulation."

Whatever. The point I got was that these studies missed the whole deal. Some people enjoy watching porn because it is a sexual release. Jeez. Leave 'em alone with their I Dream Of Jenna and let do with their bodies what they wish. I'm sick of the government coming into our lives like they are with this whole marriage bullshit proposal. Love is love whether it be 2 women, 2 men, or 1 man and a woman.

Okay, I am going to do something for those horny virgins out there. Yeah, dear ol' Hedgie here will make an entry to help you understand sex and ease those curiousities because he is tired of being found under odd Googles such as:

"Sniff her ass."

"Sniff her panties."

"Cum orgasm."

"Vagina smell."

"Lick my dick."

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