Yeah, I'm sitting down here with Buffy or "The Buffster" as I find myself saying here and there. She's adorable and even more friendly than my other dogs. Buffy will come by as I type this for a little attention and then be on her way to do her zooming on the carpet.

So, I read this Playboy article on vibrators and found it quite amusing. I've always been fascinated at how women can achieve orgasm with these little gadgets at a certain buzzing sensation. Most men have no clue as to what a clitoris is anyway so more power to the ladies that have to do it themselves.

According to the article:

The Rabbit is nice with it's penetrating shaft and clitoris tickling.

Classic Hide-a-Vibe was nice but the author laughed at how her cat watched the usage of this vibrator and found it amusing as well. Well, if the kitty cat likes it........

The Vibrating Pleasure Scope is for those ladies that want a vibrator and to see inside their own vaginas as they do the deed. Yeah, I've come across a few girls that marvel at how the color changes as well as how her body reacts once orgasm is achieved. Well, I love it, too!

Hitachi's The Wand is said to be the most powerful and the author was able to cum after less than a minute. For some reason, I'm a bit sad at this because it takes me a bit over 3 minutes to help my girlfriends thanks to my tongue. Of course, it also depends on how tired she is. By the way, this vibrator is huge.

It's funny when you look at the history of vibrators. In 1653, women were actually fingered by a physician to orgasm because these girls were thought of as being in "hysterics." The guy would massage her labia/clitoris to the point of orgasm and then this woman would bask in the euphoria of it. Now, where do I sign up to do this because I love to see a woman in pleasure.

Editor: "It's true, folks! Hedgehoggy stayed up til the wee mornings to massage M's labia. They had to wait til the roommates were asleep to which ol' Hedgie walked back to his room with some very wet fingers."

The first vibrator was in 1869 to give these physicians' fingers a rest. If I were one of these guys, I'd be pissed because I sure as hell don't mind "dish-pan-hands." Yeah, that's what happens when you finger for quite a bit of time and love it.

Alright, enough raunch for a little bit. I'm in a great mood thanks to the first hour of Kill Bill. Really nice! The dialogue is not like a Quentin Tarantino flick but it's still fun to see Uma kick major ass with a sword. Once I finish Kill Bill, I'll discuss more.

To finish off my love of Top 20 Women:

10. Jessica Alba (I cannot get enough of how her face is! Those lips and that cute little bootie on display in the movie Idle Hands had me "at attention." Funny how I even watched the TV show, Flipper, just to see her long ago. Oh, but I did like her in Dark Angel in defeating those assholes that designed her to be the ultimate warrior.)

9. Monica Belucci (This woman is not only unafraid of nudity but she takes some very tough roles in flicks. I had a hard as hell time seeing her character raped in Irreversible (Tough film to watch and so sad) due to the actuality and the fact that one of my friends was raped. She's also wonderful as a deadly seductress/spy in Brotherhood Of the Wolf (see it!) or vampire in Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'm not into curvy women much but Monica has something to her.)

8. Natalie Portman (Ever since The Professional, I've been a fan. She's the thinking man's kind of girl with her degree from college and such. Not many actresses go back to school thanks to the draw of money. Yeah, she was in the Star *yawns* Wars prequels but she makes up for it in other movies.)

7. Julia Stiles (Love her! Love her! The character of Kat in 10 Things I Hate About You reminded me of ME. This movie and Save the Last Dance were so good and could only be because of Julia. So many interviews with her had me in awe of what she has to say.)

6. Christina Aguilera (Say what you want about her but I like the pipes and the take-no-shit attitude of her. Christina is right in questioning why women are not allowed a say on sex but guys can do so any way they want. Girls want sex, too!)

5. Jenna Jameson (I'm not huge on porn and can honestly say that. What I like about Jenna is not about how she looks because I'm not attracted to her. I like how she stands up for herself and that like Christina above, she shows how women have a right in enjoying their sexuality as well. Rumor has it that she can turn any woman into a lesbian so I can't wait to read her book on "How to make love like a porn star.")

4. Angelina Jolie (Everything is amazing! How can I not pass up a girl that handles 2 pistols in hot pants all while still keeping her cool. I wish she's star in horror films because Angelina has a deadly look to her. So many flicks of hers drive me to need them on DVD)

3. Katharine Isabelle (Bald-O says she's ugly but I like her attitude. Katharine was pissed off at how they seemed to use her on the Jason Vs. Freddy flick and rightfully so. The character was boring but her character as Ginger in Ginger Snaps was sensational! Loved how she walked in the school with being a wolf out for revenge.)

2. Eliza Dushku (As Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show, I was in love. It's been a while since a character on TV was someone I became fascinated with. Seen Wrong Turn? Well, Eliza aiming using the bow had me into it even more all while looking tasty in a tank top. Eliza also doesn't play the Hollywood type in that she knows sign language and uses it for deaf kids after plays.)

1. Keira Knightley (Oh, how I fell for this British girl on first sight of her in her sparse amount of flicks. There's just too much to say about this lovely lady that I've already discussed her in past entries so I am majorly awaiting the new movie, King Arthur, since she's weilding the blade and bow for her kingdom along side the boys. Did I ever tell you that I'm a little British?)

Some other thoughts:

I love Shirley Manson of the band, Garbage. I still remember seeing her on stage about 30 feet in front of me with her little skirt and showing why "Only Happy When It Rains" is MY song.

The Corrs have the most amazing genes because all of these girls (sisters, mind you) are beautiful. However, it's the drummer, Caroline, that makes my pupils a bit bigger.

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