Today started off quite warm with a mild wind in the air. You'd see many people wearing shorts and a long sleeved shirt as they walked here and there. Occasionally, you'd see someone that had just gotten out of church in his/her Sunday best as we called 'em.

Now? It's fuckin' cold! The rain has been pounding but I was asleep during a nap to the point that I went to bed warm and woke up shivering as the water poured down the sides of my windows. I'm actually quite happy because it gives me a reason to want to stay inside.

Now, just why would lil' ol' me want to stay inside? Well, I have finished my children's story in a foreign language that *sounds* like Yoda-speak. It was officially done around 8pm last night with much frustration here and there thanks to a Cubs game playing as I wrote. Cubs won and Hedgie finished his writing.

However, I have one tiny little thing to do and that is to type up a script for when I present this presentation on tape. Yep, I've gotta be recorded making a mild fool out of myself, complete with facial expressions and correct movements. You'd think I'm animated enough just talking to me at dinner time. PenDragon loved it!

I'm not sure why but before the rain I enjoyed driving home near the meadows and seeing 2 Jack Russel Terriers playing while on a walk. To me, the signs of Summer coming up are animals that pop up here and there while the owners enjoy what little pleasant weather we have thanks to an abundance of rain.

Like the comediens and newscastors out there, I've become amused at the complete shut down of porn movies in California. At first, just 2 people tested positive for HIV but now another has joined them. Isn't it weird to know that having sex can be lethal?

I know I'm in the minority of guys on this but I've never ever wanted to be a porn star. It's not a problem of getting hard like other guys while people around you watch but keeping my damn dick down. What I'm just not into is the porn itself. Hell, I never saw a porno til I was 19 and this was right after I lost my virginity. You can't tell me I learned from watching since I was basically called up to the Pros with no experience and no expertise. I'm damn good with my tongue, now.

Don't get me wrong. I love sex. In fact, I miss having sex over 8 times a day as I did with Kristan since she was crazier than me due to her being wet all the time. What doesn't get to me as it does to other guys is that I am picky with weird standards.

First of all, I like girls that can teach you something that they've learned through life. The mind, to me, is sexy as hell. Most, but not all, actresses are very simple minded twits that will get up at an Adult Movie Awards show to thank all the guys for gangbanging her. Funny but not enough to tickle my brain.

I'm just not into fake tits. I've felt them and the feeling of how hard they are doesn't get to me. Some fake boobs look nice but I'm more of liking to snuggle on something softer. Can you believe that I don't mind cuddling? Well, unless there is a Cubs game or Christina Aguilera exposes herself, I'm there.

The fact that I have to see other guys inside her. I've no problem with how many sexual partners a girl has but I just don't want to see her vagina torn apart by thousands of dicks along with various kitchen appliances and the occasional furry critter.

There are just too many porn actresses taking the route of having too much surgery on their bodies that's gross and makes them look so fake. When a porno person comes on Howard Stern, she usually gets into a discussion on what she's had done to her body and it turns me off most of the time. Sometimes, perfection is overrated. Sometimes.

The actors/actresses are tested once a month and to me I wonder if that is enough. Condoms are rarely used so the worry comes up a lot with me.

First of all, I have no problems with porn. It's just not something I watch much of. I've met plenty of guys that want to see things get harder and harder in which 1 woman is surrounded by 50 throbbing dicks while they all cum on her. Is that really a turn on? Thanks to the Hollywoodizing of the actresses, I do know some of them such as Jenna and Taylor.

I may not watch much porn but I do have my favorite actresses. Since I have a really soft place in me for Asian girls, I'm very much into Asia Carrera. Wow! There's so much to like in her personality and the take charge of her own life. Gawd, she has one of the nicest looking little "pink parts" down there. That girl that's married to Jonathon Davis of Korn is mega hot in the face. I *think* her name is Chasey Lain but I could do without the massive boobs.

My ex-roommates from college used to laugh at me for saying that Ginger Lynn (80's porn queen) had the most beautiful vagina I'd ever seen. I know it sounds kind of funny to hear a guy basing her on this body part because most guys don't discuss how beautiful vaginas are but it's true. While she was getting eaten out on a couch, I just couldn't look away thanks to how smooth the lips looked. It should have been me doing the dining on her down there.

Hey, I have no problem with girls discussing dicks or what actor has the nicest looking one. In fact, I was friends with a girl that loved seeing them and subscribed to Playgirl.

Well, enough of my non-need for porn. I've got a script to type and since I'm in a good mood, it should be easy. Jason was in the gym this afternoon and another girl I know is lurking on the horizon. It's looking to be a very interesting summer so hopefully I can drink it up in my tan shorts and black undies.

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