Some surprising words from my dad had me in such joy that I swear I could walk over shit for 3 minutes straight.

"Here's the credit card. I want you to get me a pack of DVD-RWs and get something for yourself."

Normally, with joy comes confusion so I had no fucking clue as to what I'd want to get at Best Buy with my dad's credit card. With so many things to choose from at this store, how the fuck am I to leave in less than 30 minutes!?!

-DVD music videos!

-A DVD or two?

-A new CD?

Well, of all the things I had wanted out of Best Buy, it was gone. This INXS DVD/CD set that was mighty expensive due to containing 2 CDs of their greatest hits and a DVD of all their music videos was surprisingly sold. Gawd, I just can't get enough of "Never Tear Us Apart," "Suicide Blonde," and many others too long ago to remember since it was MTV's best period of actual life.

It's the video of "Never Tear Us Apart" that plays in my head, not only because the video is beautiful, but also because Michael, the lead singer, was amazing to see. With that long black overcoat as he walks around Paris, he had it right in looks and attitude. That's something we can't say about many other singers these days.

So, someday soon I will have INXS's Greatest Hits on DVD. Mark my words because if you never grew up with these guys due to Michael's death while having sex, you haven't lived.

It's an ultra hot day today so guess why that is the pisser for me.

I have no air conditioning in my car thanks to it supposedly having been fixed last year is just not true. Fucking fucks now have me making more wet spots than a Jenna Jameson porn flick all while driving my fucking car.

It doesn't matter whether I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt. When I get out of my car, I feel so much better but soon I'm so, so sad as I see the sweat stains. Of all the times for this shit to happen, huh?

If you are keeping track, I have no air conditioning AND my tape player is officially dead. Therefore, I'm sweaty with nothing to sing along with to forget my troubles. No Paula Abdul's "Forever Your Girl" (always with the windows up because this invites taunting) or the Inspector Gadget theme song. What's next? My window wipers suddenly quit?

Today's observation: If you think Taco Bell gives you some major gas, try Healthy Choice ice cream bars. I don't know what they put in them but I've been fartin' fire like a dragons been living in my ass.

Since I've been feeling like I've been whining on what has been happening with our battles with the cousins, I'm not going to discuss what's going on now. Just know that a lawyer and my mom's Trump Card is going to be used soon. Can't wait to hear how those cunts react to this!

My mom is worried about her parents so we are also looking in to getting my them to live here in a nursing home. It's a major battle since the cousins want my grandparents to live there, what with their checkbook and all. It's time to cut the cunts off.

Lately, I've been wondering if I sound angry or something else all due to my frustrations with what has been happening with these cousins. It's hard to keep any kind of happiness when I basically want to open a can of dog food to feed my Yorkies and not pretend that can is a cousin's neck. Nobody fucks with my grandparents, even if I am mad at them.

So, tomorrow, I may just lay low and say a howdy y'all to those on Diaryland. At least all this anger has given me a little extra energy.

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