Well, I must give Massachusetts a hearty clapping session for allowing gay couples to have some kind of union. I'm impressed that some people have open minds, considering what we are being forced to endure with the Bush Administration.

A good question:

"Which is worse.....Kerry throwing away his medals or Bush throwing away your Constitutional Rights?"

What this reminds me of is last night's conversation with the priest, while I was changing in the locker room (Priests wear Joe Boxer!) and brought up Massachusetts' doing. The guy turned up his nose towards gay marriage! Holy shit! To think that we are supposed to love/respect one another as we would have that person love/respect us makes me feel like there is just too much hypocrisy in this world. I love religious fucks and their retorts.

"Well, if you look under Genesis 3:14, there is a segment on gays being wrong for this world."

Oh, yeah? I think that whole page devoted itself to outlawing ketchup and saying that it's wrong for fries to be overwhelmed by that much suger so I dunno.

*Looks at a completely disgusted religious fanatic with complete joy and a sparkle in his eye, that's Hedgehoggy!*

Besides, it's not like Britney Spears or so many Hollywood types take marriage seriously since the littlest problem ends up in flames or tabloids.

So, what's Hedgehoggy lovin' now? Well, I was hopin' you'd ask!

-The Katie Vs. Veronica on MTV's Real World/Road Rules show is hilarious. I've never been a real fan of Veronica since we all know how cold she is. Katie's my little firecracker just trying to get by with a team that constantly berates her. My only prob with Katie is that she is a bit lazy in helping the team. Nothing like seeing two girls yell it all out when one has to hold a shirt up to keep her boobies from being exposed.

Hedgehoggy: "Mmmmm.....boobies."

-According to the fashion houses, and we so follow them whether we admit to it or not, pubes are back! Yay, go pubes! I got so sick to find that many of the girl's I went down on got rid of all the hair down there so to bring back hairy vaginas is a good thing. I'm not saying to go back to the 70's, with a whole garden, but a nice shapely "V" or "Landing strip" is cute. It's like we suddenly got this damn incite that a woman cannot have any hair, huh? It's like so hard to be a woman.

-Room Raiders, that obnoxious MTV show on a guy/girl going through 3 rooms to pick a potential date solely by what was in them has started a new season. Now, the trusty spy kit has a semen tester that I cannot believe was allowed! One girl used it to test a "spot" on a guy's sheets but came up negative.

Just how far have we gone? To have someone come into your home to test your bodily fluids is pretty.....odd, no? I'm being reminded of my brother's disgusting porno in which 2 guys held up this girl's thong to display the "wet spot" and a pee stain.

I know from living in a dorm with girls next door that their intimate things were more hidden but us guys didn't care who saw us in our boxers. Guess who was the most nude? Moi. My roommates' girlfriends saw a lot of me due to my constant need to be on the go. If you were in the room and I needed to get somewhere, I'm dropping my drawers and getting in what I need. Nothing stops me and some of the girls I was friends with felt the same way since they were topless and didn't care.

Hedgehoggy: "More boobies! The blind me!"

Okay, I've said it once and I will say it again. Today, a guy found a vibrator underneath this girl's bed and called her a "freak." I'm sorry but I disagree, little boy. A girl with a vibrator is a beautiful thing and her need to release with one is an honest thing. Why is it that a girl that admits to enjoying sex is a slut while guys can raise a river of semen and be considered cool?

Oh, the look on the girl's face said it all, when her vibrator was discovered. Wish I had taped this episode but it will be even funnier if her parents saw it, too. Well, at least the guy didn't smell it.

Most of the people on Room Raiders are so completely shallow and come up with too many absurd assumptions. There are gems, of course, in that being 2 or 3 raiders. I loved the one where the girl chosen was invited to have a big dinner with his Italian family. Finally, someone nice with no intent to humiliate.

While waiting on something, I sat there in a store writing a few things to pass the time. It's a list of why I dislike my ex-girlfriend and it just might let me release a bit of frustrations with J. Maybe, I'll share it. Maybe.

- - 2009-07-07

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