Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
I've never been one to do what others are doing solely to please the masses so if you don't like what I am about to say, you can just bugger off!

I hated President Reagan and will continue to do so. Some of us actually saw through his disgusting lies and what they represented in actuality. Reagan ignored homelessness to the point that we needed comedians to actually get money for help (Comic Relief) and one of the biggest ones was his so called need to rid the world of porn.

I'm very passionate about my loves and need for freedom so I was deeply angry when Reagan had his cronies try to destroy the porn industry by telling everyone it was disgusting. Well, isn't that what makes porn kind of fun?

You won't find a stack of Hustlers or Barely Legals in my room but you will find an enormous collection of Playboys. One day, I will either sell my collection or give it to someone. I've never considered Playboy to be actual porn since it's just nudity for the sake of fun. Unfortunately, President Reagan thought a woman's body as digusting and many places that used to sell Playboy were bullied to take them off the shelves.

Is that what you want, a leader that decides for you what you should watch? I'm sorry about making fun of the dead but I am angry about how so many newscasters are saying what a great man this Ronald Reagan was. He was just another one of the most evil Republicans, except he can't remember his name.

Go ahead and tell me I am evil for making fun of a man with Alzheimer's but just remember that President Reagan was someone that used other people's doings to gloat about how great he was. For instance, he did not end The Cold War. That was the result of many years of showing our American Forces at work. Vietnam, anyone? All of these things showed we had some balls, not Reagan's pathetic little words:

-"Gorbachev, tear down these walls."

I'm sure that President Reagan was a good actor when presented with a monkey. As a president, he had George Bush Sr. and now we get that monkey's drunken son for a leader. Let the dictatorship begin once again thanks to voters not actually thinking but just going by what campaign ads say. 80% of the world is dumb and the smart ones are too quiet to do anything about it thanks to our government's laws.

President Reagan's America: "The rich got richer while the poor got poorer."

Oh, and the thing that had me laughing so hard when I got back from being down south (Guys don't watch the news so I had to play a mighty game of catch-up) was that Jello got married. I pity Marc Anthony more since he has to put up with this piece of desperate shit that really, really needs a man. I'll bet that with that kind of ass, Jello has the worst poo stains in her panties.

I don't know about you but to see people that really shouldn't be placed in the media as being so great is sad. We are ignoring the real problems of this world and not asking the questions about this pathetic little war going on in Iraq. I hope Marc got a really good whiff of Jello's panties because it's gonna get a whole lot worse.

It's strange having my mom home due to her retirement from teaching. So far, she loves it since there is time to deal with the enormous amount of messes she has made to the house. I'm not kidding about the huge amount of boxes that are all around along with an enormous amount of toilet paper sitting to my left.

Right now, I am in heat. Okay, wrong choice of words but without A/C in my car, I travel in stickiness and I lost 4 pounds. Just witness all the anorexics that would love to drive my car around the block, not because of it's pimpness but how wet it will make them. Once again, bad choice of words but you get the idea of my car being like a sauna.

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