Well, I may be playing softball with this guy from my gym that I've never mentioned. His team consists of mostly guys that he works with but they need other people so I'm definitely interested in putting my butt behind home plate once again.

My only worry is that I suck thanks to not having played as much baseball as I used to in college. Our team went to the playoffs but you've got to also remember that I broke my foot in practice but played both games of the double header anyway. The damn thing looked like Frankenstein stepped on it.

I know it was stupid for me to play baseball with a broken foot but you don't understand my love of playing. Many people find the sport boring but to me it is as exciting as it gets. Trust me. Playing is a whole lot better than watching because even I start yawning during the Cubs game.

Well, I forgot to mention other notables in my selection of Sci-Fi so here goes.

I have a weird fascination with A Clockwork Orange, one of Stanley Kubrick's weirdest creations thanks to Malcom McDowell. The whole movie has this evil look that although it's not scary, it truly is! I'm guessing that it's the look of "Alex" the main baddy with his eyelashes look.

There is also the factor of rape and I have a real hard time watching it even if it is fake. Ever heard of Irriversible with Monica Belucci? Gawd, that was so hard to sit through in which her character gets anally raped in what people say is "realistic." Almost 10 minutes were used to show this so Monica is definitely a woman to admire since she can do more than play a beautiful siren.

My oddest choice is Starship Troopers in that I found it fun! Am I odd? It had a whole feeling of being in a Nazi video of some kind with it's look and subliminalism but I found it more than that.

Of course, I loved the coed shower scene because I would love to experience that. To me, it's a complete waste of our gym to have seperate showers (never used 'em) all while many of us look good naked and want to show off. I have no problem whatsoever of showering next to many of the girls in our gym and even some of the older women. I could do without Old Twat since I'm really not comfortable with being near a 60 year old with implants. It was hard enough accidently seeing the fact that she doesn't wear panties when she works out.

There are plenty more sci-fi movies that get to me but I'm in no mood to go over what's in my head now.

Today, I got to view the Paris Hilton Sex Tape called "1 Night In Paris." This would be my first actual porn video ever bought but I'd like to refer to it as a "documentary." Bald-O is going to go nuts when he hears about the fact that I have it since he was jealous that I saw the internet version.

2 reasons why my ex-girlfriend, J, is like Paris:

1. Both like to watch cum shoot out of a penis.

2. Both won't swallow.

What's up with that!?! I mean, I went down on J for a long time, not because I felt I was supposed to but the fact that I love the vagina's juices, smell, and look. It was a pure act of love and to drive J into an amazing amount of pleasure.

You can't go ripping on me on whether J came. I know she did because orgasms cause her to get red spots all over her body until she calms. It's weird but true in seeing the orgasm starts near her vagina and then starts seeping up to the point that her breasts were red. Funny thing was that I only noticed this later on since I was too busy licking some more and more since I just couldn't get enough of it.

For me? Not a drop entered J's mouth. Like Paris, she liked seeing the cum shoot out but only onto her breasts or stomach. J made sure every drop was out and then would tell me to get something to clean it all up with, namely kleenex.

This was a first for me in which a girl didn't swallow my cum so it's not a huge deal. It's just slightly annoying that I'm deep kissing J all while her vagina's juices were all over my mouth. Even one of my friends in the gym told me I smelled a little funny after J came over for a quickee before class. Yeah, she was sloppy wet down there and I loved every bit of it.

So, my new thing is that I have yet to come across a "spitter," one that will take cum into her mouth but then spit it into something. I've heard horror stories from guys that descibe the act as emotionally awful to see their "boys" dying in a cup of some kind.

Whatever. I'll debate this one day along with the humor in the Paris Hilton Video but I'm just not in much of a mood for anything major since the allergies of today are making me sleepy. A good game of baseball may wake me up.

Oh, the chicks are doing fine as usual. It's starting to smell a bit thanks to the little bits of poop these quail shoot out. Still more babies on the way, at least 30 more. I feel sorry for the next batch because the older ones can be mean to new arrivals.

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