Yeah, I was in signing mode once again due to my run in with Juan, the deaf guy I mentioned a while back that I interpretted for at the skydiving facility, at a business center. I tapped him on the shoulder (best way to say "hit" to a deaf person but try not to scare) but the funny thing is he thought I was his wife, the woman that came with him.

No, Juan did not turn around for a passionate embrace but with shock to see me. He's always liked me from our entertaining discussions on porn and baseball. Who knew deaf people liked porn, huh? Since I'm not much in knowledge of actual videos, all I can debate about is what goes on in filming porn due to my heavy knowledge of all things art.

Editor: "Very heavy in thinking does porn make someone."

Okay, Yoda-speak is so funny to me so people might wonder why my "editor" cannot figure out how to get a true sentence out. I'm also wondering if it's quiet when deaf people have sex. I know as a hearing person that I am loud, complete with animal snarls. I'm guessing that they have to talk using "wet" fingers at awkward moments.

So, what was rude was to find people watching Juan and I talk with our hands. He had to go slow with spelling because I kind of suck at it but I can spell fast with my own hands. You see, certain words have to be spelled out since there is no actual sign for them.

Example: The name of a building or company. Common ones do have a sign, like "Coke" or "Pepsi." Even "Chicago" has an actual sign.

So, instead of the usual conversation in which I find out how much porn Juan has watched lately, our discussion was more on what kind of dogs we own. For me, it's Yorkshire Terriers (5 of 'em) and Juan has a Greyhound. How this little fat dude can keep up with a dog of such speed, I will never know.

Ah, Juan's a good guy so it sucks (I learned this in sign language today, just point at your mouth and react disgustedly) to hear that he got laid off for 2 to 3 weeks. I'm not sure if he was filling out unemployment or what but Juan will be fine. It's hard to see so many people in this business center desperate for something due to this nasty economy brought by Bush's tax breaks for businesses that take their business overseas.

Editor: "Did you know that? Well, you should understand that the Republicans believe in making the rich richer and the poor poorer so Reagan's philosophy is still in play. Any piss from these arrogant fucks is considered gold for you."

I sure as hell don't want to live on what is called "trickle down economics" which is giving tax breaks to the rich so that they spend money. That money is then hopefully something to get jobs started. How about giving the middle class a real break instead of the rich!?! Ever thought of that?

Okay, the answers to the movie quiz, in case you wondered in your head:

1. De Lioncourt (Lestat's surname)

2. The Shining (movie playing on drive-thru in Twister)

3. Pubert (name of child in Addam's Family Values)

4. Parker Posey (THE Indie queen! All hail!)

5. 33 (Number of lovers for the woman in 4 Weddings And A Funeral, a flick I laughed hard at because I get British humor)

6. Happy Scrappy Hero Pup (children's video from Clerks)

7. "Perfect Day" plays during the overdose scene in Trainspotting, an elegantly beautiful movie that will leave an impression.

8. Christopher Lee met Tolkien. I'm pretty sure it was in a pub. Actually, I read this story in a book somewhere but I'm also pretty sure that Christopher did not know how Tolkien was until later on.

9. Bluntman and Chronic are characters created by those weirdos.

10. Independance Day was the poster that Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) pissed on in the X-Files movie. Funny.

11. The door's color was blue and it was the actual door of the author Richmand Curtis at the time.

12. Blair Witch Project.

13. Untitled was the name of Almost Famous that Cameron Crowe wanted to use.

14. Donnie Darko (Great movie!) took Gretchen to see The Evil Dead.

15. Saruman was killed by Wormtongue. The 4-disk collection of Return Of the King is due in December and will have this scene.

So, there you have it. I'll answer the 5 questions about me, later on. Those were pretty easy, too, but then again, I am me. I'm pretty sure I know me.

I'm outta here to see how the Stroganoff is cookin' along with fresh corn on the cob, baby. Can I get a "Hell, yeah!" from the other midwest freaks like me?

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