Okay, I know I am tired of talking about what the fuck we have been doing with the outside deck but this has got to be stated.

I carried 88 fucking boards that were delivered to our house. 88 LONG VERY HEAVY BOARDS! Holy shit, yo! The funny thing is that my mom was wondering why I ate so much at dinner.

In case you wanted to know, we ate beef stroganoff. Very good!

I'm just glad that those boards are out of the way so my dad can leave for work tomorrow while I run many errands. You see, the deliverers had to place all 88 boards in front of my dad's truck. Our driveway is a bit unusual, what with 5 cars and a second garage out back.

Did I tell you that my name is in the driveway thanks to a small stick? Very pimp, too, yo.

Yeah, there's gonna be some major errands for me to run tomorrow all thanks to preparing to go back to school. (Yuck!) The big thing is to get my transcript printed up so I can find out which accounting classes I took when it was my actual major. It's been a while since I've been in discussions on assets, owner's equity, and liabilities. I'm really, really worried.

Due to a small amount of time off of working on the deck with my dad, I got a chance to see if my little brother got some new porn. Yup. It seems that he has an obsession with cum shots. All of his videos have some guy cumming on a girl's face. Now, I've never ever had a girl insist I do this and I also find it a bit disrespectful. The only thing I've done is cum on a girl's breasts and stomach because J liked to watch this happen. I'm guessing it's a power thing that girls like to see what they make a guy do.

My little brother's porn stash is awful and so dull. The girls in them are mostly ugly with a many, many stretch marks. Now, I know that is normal since we are subjected to the latest Star issue with Britney Spears's on display. At 22, Britney has some problems with her ass aging too fast.

Women: "There is a gawd!"

For me, I'm not huge on porn. The first one I ever saw was when I was 19 and this was AFTER I lost my virginity. It was at this time that I got a taste of the good and the bad on what I prefer to see.

Okay, I like realism in which the women are not made up to look like perfect robots that suck, fuck, and swallow. That's why I love the golden age of porn which was the 70's and their hilarious takes on sex along with early 80's and their concept before all the innocense died. It's just my thing to see all holes rammed as the porn of today seems to get more and more extreme.

Whatever happened to the fun!?! Debbie Does Dallas was just a light hearted take for porn in which cheerleaders had sex to pay for their trip. Deep Throat had a woman with a clitoris at the back of her throat so she gave the best oral. Behind the Green Door is a critically acclaimed porn with the famous shot in slow motion of a penis shooting out cum. Whatever tickled you was what you rented.

Now, it's just nasty boring repetitions of the same ol' thing. Too many completely shaved bushes, silicon, lipo, bad hair extensions, pee obsessions, every hole of a woman being filled with kitchen utensils, and gang bangs. Is it any wonder why I'm just not into porn?

I think porn has gone the way of George Lucas's creativity. There's the small good thing of Darth Maul and porn has Jenna Jameson, a very smart girl, by the way. Everything else is just a complete mess of Jar Jars that should have been kept locked up in George's head that could signify the dullness of a woman with a spoon up her ass.

While I'm on the subject of Star Wars, I got a look at what Darth Vader is going to look like at the end of this 3rd flick due out May 2005. Interesting. I've no complaints since I look forward to ol' Vader making an appearance. Hell, even my mom admired him.

It's sad that I feel as if George Lucas's creativity has dried up. It's also my feelings that when an artist no longer starves, they seem to lose that drive to reach deep within to pull out something original or shocking. If you can pull out both, you've won my heart.

Darth Vader's appearance and non-personality had this boy glued completely til my all-time favorite character came in, Boba Fett. What can I say? The guy had few lines but made a lasting impression with them. Did you see Boba's armor? I sure as hell would not have the ability to think that design up.

I just hope this new Star Wars flick simply titled "Revenge Of the Sith" jolts me a bit. Those of us that grew up with Star Wars have a desire to be pulled into a world where Jedi Masters once ruled before the Sith took over. Did I tell you that I got my jollies everytime the theme music played?

Editor: "This isn't a "Pee-Wee moment," I hope."

I've read news accounts that people aren't reading as much anymore thanks to video games and movies being their sole needs to relax. Sad. I'm just glad that my mom got me into reading thanks to the stories of knights and books that made you think like Encyclopedia Brown. My mom was a 3rd Grade teacher so I was sort of forced to let my imagination grow.

What's not funny is how kids caught reading Harry Potter books were told to stop by Christians thanks to a worry of witchcraft being exposed to them. Sad how there are those that want to stop an actual child from reading but willing to place them in front of a TV with violence instead. Am I then only one that thinks Barney should be stopped?

Harry Potter has promoted an imagination that even I was shocked how deep I got into it. It was one of my mom's 3rd Graders that let me borrow her book and I was hooked. It took me 1 or 2 days to finish the first and only a few days for each up til the latest. The whole series reminds me of my dorm life, for some reason. I'm thinking it has to do with my elaborate times of heavy drinking and battling the RAs that wanted a piece of us. 6th Floor would never fall to those that opress us!

- - 2009-07-07

Love Facebook - 2009-05-07

Retards Away! - 2009-02-16

Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28

My Birthday Happened - 2008-09-07