Well, I have had an up and down day. I'm not even sure if I can think of a day in my life that had me feeling the way I did today.

It all started with me hearing from Elizabeth. I was shocked to suddenly hear from her over email! Oh, man, I was on edge before I even read it since it's been a week since I last saw Elizabeth, my major crush that I've slowly grown close to.

What can I say? My dear, Elizabeth, misses me and her email had me floating around most of the day (we'll get into that more) as memories of my time spent in the gym with this girl. She's cute, guys. Real cute.

So, needless to say, I wrote a long email back since it has been a while. There was so much to tell Elizabeth in the time gone. What I did learn from her was that her school's email account was fucked up so she got a Yahoo one to say hi.

To show you that I have a possible affliction of ADD: A guy said my beard stubble is cool!

Well, another reason I was kind of high on life........what? You thought I was smokin' the reefer? That was when I was a freshman in college, mon. One of the guys that I get comics with brought his 10 month old baby girl in the parking lot.

Ever seen grown men squeal and make weird noises when a baby is present? Okay, maybe it was just me since I'm slowly getting over my fear of them. It's just really strange to see a guy that was told not to cry making all kinds of weird sounds and being all happy over the sight of a 10 month old baby wearing pink booties.

I really need to stop hanging out in parking lots near comic shops because that's where all the bad element are. Comics breed freaks with independent minds that stand up for themselves. We need less of guys that wear t-shirts bearing slogans of disgusting beliefs (mine would be "I Love Lesbians") and more Teletubbies!

Memo to that bible thumper: Just because Tinky Winky had a purse, it does not make him gay.

So, the sad part of the day had me crying. Yessiree, I cried from around 2:30pm til close to 5pm all due to my beloved dog, Jethro. He's one of the 2 older Yorkshire Terriers we own that just happens to have a major amount of personality. It's him and Ellie-Mae (AKA "Hoss") that run around the house as if they own it.

Jethro had a major stomach expanding this week that had us worried. To the vet he went but we got a call that said he had a lot of fluid within his body. My mom cried a lot when she put the phone down. My response, at first, was complete shock since all I thought was wrong was his eating.

Knowing me, I just had to go upstairs and cry. Nothing could bring me out of it to hear that my little Jethro may be put down for good. At 8 years of age, I've had some great times with him. You'd just have to see Jethro's big eyes that show so much personality or how he has to be outside to "help" with the outside deck and the fence.

Everything's okay.........sorta. Jethro is back home but my mom has noticed that his chest is kind of expanding with his stomach. The vet has no idea what is causing all this but for the time being, I am just happy to have him home. Even Ellie-Mae was upset when it was just her to roam the house since Buffy is in the playpen and the other duo, Bonnie and Clyde stay in the kitchen. Trust me. It sounds weird but most of our Yorkies hate each other:

Bonnie hates Buffy and Ellie-Mae

Jethro hates Clyde

Buffy *kind of* has problems with Ellie-Mae all due to being top boss.

Bitches.....they are all around here and just don't get along. The funny thing is that Buffy and Bonnie are sisters.

So, I am just happy to have Jethro back home, even if it's for a short while. I need to spend a little extra time with him and I don't care what anyone says. I love animals and that goes majorly for the ones I own. I'm guessing that it gives people a bit more personality since I've come across a lot more people without them as cold.

Hey, look! Some dust is on my computer!

Had an interesting moment in the gym, tonight. Remember the black guy that calls himself a "pimp?" Well, he came up to me to tell me to stop asking his girlfriend about him. I laughed it all off because my body was pumped. What I should have said was:

"When you start treating your girlfriend with respect instead of as a whore, I'll start being nice."

Fuck this guy, anyway. My mom raised me to respect a girl in not calling myself a pimp since it basically makes the girlfriend the whore. When I use the term "pimp," I'm stating how cool it looks or outrageous it is. Besides, pimps are very much an extinct dinosaur and should be thought of as one. Rappers are so boring in bringing back something that shows a lot of disrespect.

Finished a great read, "Diary Of A Teenage Girl," last night. Once you start this graphic novel/novel, it's hard to put down. Anything with R. Crumb is going to be majorly weird and different to the point where it depends on your taste. This girl met the guy in San Francisco so it's a tale of her life in the 1970's. Sex, drugs, and David Bowie thrown together with a little Floyd.

What I'm looking forward to is the porn star, Jenna Jameson's biography, "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." A good boy will always look for oral sex pointers but I'm also curious about Jenna's life. I mean, that woman lived! In interview after interview, I've loved how Jenna has defended herself, the porn industry, and sexuality. I'd vote her in the White House so maybe she can rid the world of pimps by legalizing actual sex.

Well, I'm off to bed. It's been a roller coaster of a day so I'm glad that it's winding down for me. I've got a long day of playing with Jethro for tomorrow.

"That fucka' in my gym can't get a dolla' off of me. He's a B.I.T.C.H. so I'll slap him the way it should be."

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