Gawd, is it any wonder, that other than our moronic president, America is hated for its complete arrogance? I'm just not cut out to seeing our so called "Dream Team" play after the fact that an actual basketball game is lost so that each player can dunk or show off instead of taking actual outside shots. Basketball really ended once Michael Jordan walked off the court to retire.

So, I've got to say that I am enjoying the fact that I am not well liked in my gym by the most arrogant pricks around. Remember Nick and Mike, the bodybuilders that are so into their tighty-whities that they think of themselves as gifts to the world?

Mike: steroid abuser and overall arrogant prick that hits on every girl walking into my gym. Says he is 22 but is really 34 or somewhere around that age since I forgot which. This big nosed fuck won't even leave high school girls alone to work out. Mike's body is somewhat similar to mine but I don't use 'roids and make girls feel uncomfortable by asking for pictures of them with me. It's gotta be those purple little bikini undies he was wearing in the locker room tonight.

Nick: Oh, I hate this guy that most! Nick is B.U.I.L.T like so many guys dream of. I'm not sure if he's on 'roids because the body pattern fits well. Just like Mike, he's got a big nose and stares at girls working out BUT he has a girlfriend that the guys in my gym drool over. This guy is so full of himself that his ex-girlfriend stays so far away from him in the gym. Even Nick's ex-coworkers hate him. Oh, he wears tighty-whities as well.

Lesson learned from tonight's issue at hand: Guys that wear tighty-whities are more likely to be arrogant pricks thanks to their balls being so pushed up by fabric and they think that the world is only for them and if I walk by their cars, I'm gonna "key" 'em.

I'm not sure why people that are so full of themselves get to me. Then again, there are people that think I'm arrogant just from reading this diary. Hardly. It's just that I have my good days where I am overjoyed at something I did but some people want me to whine or cry over a small issue. Fuck that! I've got minds to fuck with that desperately need me.

To show you that life is not perfect, I had a hell of a day trying to find Abigail Vona's "Confessions Of A Bad Girl" in bookstores since no one seems to be carrying it. I'm a sucker for girls that get sent to institutions for living their lives. Okay, Abigail's attempt to try and kill her mother on the stairway is not a good thing but it shows she was thinking.

What is it about an institution that makes my mouth water? I'm guessing that it's my want to simplify things so bad by just staying in a one window room that's all white where everything in the day is set out for me. I really just want a day in which I can think clearly and not be distracted by everyday life. Sometimes, being crazy is good.

Of course, all bookstores would carry Jenna Jameson's "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." Why would they not!?! This woman is not just a porn star but a goddess. Then again, I'm honestly very much into Jenna's mind because of her complete lack of bullshit that comes out of her mouth.

I skimmed the book while watching the Olympics to find that I will be treated to info on how to be a porn star with tips for both men and women. Girls, Jenna insists you swallow. Boys, eating a girl out is good for both of you. I can't wait to get into all this but I'm much too tired to start reading tonight.

I'm still kind of miserable thanks to a lackluster workout in the gym. It's my body that needs some major pep to get it back into falling in love of laying there pushing up massive amounts of weight. Instead, I find it crying for something new so I just might go back into running. Now, I've just got to find some cute running shorts that accentuate my booty for the girls that run behind me. Basketball shorts that go past my knees are not cool.

If there is one girl other than Keira Knightley that gets me to flutter around the room, it's Milla Jovovich! She's in the newest Maxim mag in swimsuits designed by her. See?

It's the talented girls that interest me or as some of my ex-roommates point out, "the no-tits-with-muscles-but-can-act" kind. Geez, I like all kinds of women but I deeply admire those girls that take no shit and can wield a weapon. Keira can handle the bow as seen in King Arthur (nice ending and 2 great battles!) while Milla lets loose with some major cannon fire from machine guns. Seen Milla's arms in Resident Evil 2' pictures? How about Keira's in King Arthur? Wow! I'm jealous but I know I can handle the bow just as good as Keira.

My mom came up to me in a very surprising manner since we've had some rough times this week. The words "Jethro poop'd a normal turd!" really shook me up as I walked up the stairs. Yes, we have odd discussions on our dog's bowel movements ever since his cancer scare. I'm thinking that we'd be more entertaining to watch than that moron Jessica Simpson's show. We'll have lots of quotes for y'all.

I'm watching the Olympics as I said before. My parents and I were into the men's team swimming and the women's gymnastics. I just don't understand why so few people are actually at the games. It's just fun to me to see other nationalities and to hear other countries' national anthems along with their team colors. I feel like I'm one of the few people out there with an interest in the world.

I don't know what else to say but I will be reading Jenna Jameson's biography so there will definitely be entries in this diary on my own views on sex and porn. Why can't there be more women as strong as she is? I end up meeting far too many psychos and whiney ones that are far too interested in Sex And the City. Then again, I did get addicted to The O.C. and felt much shame when I talked so deeply about it.

Yoda: "Feel shame, you must! Ignore The OC, you will."

I've got my birthday coming up soon and all I feel like doing is hiding underneath that table and dreaming. Goodnight.

- - 2009-07-07

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